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AoS Lifestylers Form a Prison Union [rcl]Let's face it, if your inclinations lead you to spend any time at all on this perfidious site, the odds are that you are going to end up in the slammer eventually, most likely on some sort of morals charge involving a minor or domestic animal. Just in time to make your stay at the Graybar Hotel a tad more pleasant... “…U.N.I.O.N. _United for No Injustice, Oppression or Sir, As I sink ever deeper into the Ace o’ Spades “…Lack of Respect Much contempt, hostility, and This is personally compelling, as people already treat “…The cheap shower shoes sold in the inmate canteen One does not have this problem of shoddy workmanship “Potholes _Despite several requests by our MAC, MCSP Just because we are violent predators doesn’t mean “…The dental care we receive falls far below societal In all honesty, crystal meth addiction and not having “…MCSP has the men incarcerated within its walls on a This is a mixed bag. Those who engage in the…”active”
It is barbaric expect a man to get by on artificial “…Many of the men incarcerated at MCSP have persistent This problem has become particularly acute since it “…MCSP cells and housing units become extremely hot Perhaps you could give us some of those, as described “…We want warm showers during winter months…” Again, it’s not as though we volunteered to serve our “These men must suffer and endure the daily Again, as prisoners, we never agreed to the terms “…Walkenhorst's is too expensive. For example, the If society had only been more compassionate and not “…Several court rulings have established that inmates The importance of this is self-explanatory. Regarding “…Food prices in vending machines provided for inmates Actually, nothing here. I just find it ironic that Some prisoners would like to be cured of the Andrew “…Title 15 § 3100 authorizes all California prisoners In China, prisoners are forced to sell their organs to “…level-IV prisons allow inmates to purchase and Just because we are incarcerated for rape, murder and “…It is our understanding that MCSP has a recreation It’s not as though one can justify wasting the money “…MCSP is constantly coming up with reasons to justify This makes us feel like we were in jail or something. “…MCSP presumes to have authority to restrict movies The problems associated with movie viewing are “MCSP will not allow us to view movies not rated PG-13 If it helps, don’t think of us as prisoners. Think of “…Prizes Title 15 5 3220(d) states that prizes awarded There are two vital issues here (beyond the Regarding our awards ceremony (preferably for popsicle “…Rain ear & Insulated Jackets…MCSP inmates are forced Again, it’s not like we volunteered for combat. Again, “…It is suspected by many MCSP inmates that MCSP not Yes, “bogus” is a legal term. To fully appreciate the “…mandatory language in requiring that the Facility Someone mockingly suggested that we could have access “The Facility "B" general inmate population gets the It’s the yelling that leads us to believe you don’t I think I have made my point. Give me my constitutional rights and court degreed And popsicle sticks. Lots of popsicle sticks. Or I will sharpen the popsicle stick I have and shiv Sinister Delenda Est. rcl
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