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August 16, 2007

HuffPo Nobody: "GOP Declares Open War On Brown People"

Declares? Present-tense declares?

Son, you haven't been paying attention.

I guess Karl Rove successfully "distracted" your attention from the long-running open war on brown people with that whole 9/11 dealio he did.

Anyone in the mood for a drinking game? Drink every time you read insipid cant that every college sophomore uses when he gets his "big break" writing an article for the unofficial progressive paper. Chug everytime he thinks he's being funny in a witty sort of way, but is actually being a fuckin' retard.

Let the pogroms begin good times roll!

That's a drink. And then a chug.

Maybe this will be part of Newt's grand strategy to campaign on withdrawal from Iraq: bring the troops home to fight the insurgent immigrant menace at home.


The rationalizations will no doubt be entertaining from the wingnut base, MalKKKin's place and LGF as they attempt justify such Dhimmitude when anihilation at the hands of the Islamofascist horde has been their raison d'etre for six years now.

Wow. I don't think I made up a rule for something like that. I guess everyone has to take a curare-coated Amazon tree frog and stick it up his ass until he begins hallucinating anally.

I don't think mere alcohol can cover it.

And... we're all dead. So that thankful disobligates us from reading on, to the inevitable--

Jackboots de rigeur.

Jackboots. Drink. "De rigeur" -- making sure to put it into italics 'cuz it's French-- chug. What annoys me about that "de rigeur" is that I know for a fact this moron was really proud about that -- he really thought it was showin' off his fancy book-learnin' to drop a French phrase so commonplace it appears in American dictionaries and usually people don't even bother italicizing it. It was French. 100 years ago. Now it's just active-vocabulary English. This is the guy who doesn't know the difference between coup d'etat, coup de gras, coup de main, or Coupe de Ville, but he uses them anyway and he's so proud when he does, 'cuzzin they're French and therefore impressive mindbrain wordterms.

What a douche. (That's a French word for "shower," by the way.)

Cross-posted on Yahoo. Go figure. Yahoo is now posting this kind of insipid shit as "opinion."

'Cause, see, HuffPo is a real news site and all, and this you're reading is just... I don't know. Dumb. Not smart like Kos and HuffPo, most assuredly.

Anyway, funny, funny nuanced stuff. Not like the "cartoonishly ideological" twaddle we write here.

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posted by Ace at 05:17 PM

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