My Name Is Vinnie, And I'm A Moron (Vinnie)

Hi, I'm Vinnie and I'm a Moron.

I have a problem though. I don't mind being a Moron.

With that being said, I don't think I'll go past the first step in Morons Anonymous, yanno, admitting to being a Moron.

Because, let's face it, the other 11 steps are too much to handle.

2. Hobo meat tastes bad

3. Valu-Rite vodka is not a breakfast drink

4. The New Republic tells the truth

5. I will vote for Ron Paul, I will vote for Ron Paul

6. Allahpundit is an Alpha Male

7. Those who insult Islam must be beheaded

8. Flaming skulls have no place on the internet

9. Less cowbell

10. Omaha, NE, is a much better place for Acepalooza than Boston.

11. I hate lesbian midget pr0n

Who could survive following those steps? Not me, I tell ya. So I shall embrace my Moronism with fervent gusto.

And post something interesting at some point during Open Blog time. I think. How should I know, I'm a Moron.

Oh, and go read my wife's blog. I'd like to get laid tonight.

UPDATE: I think ya'll are reading this post wrong. I am embracing my inner Moron and rejecting the tenets of the neo-prohibitionist Morons Anonymous.

Admitting you're a Moron is the first step, and that's the ONLY step I will take.

UPDATE II: BTW, as I enjoy a cigarette, I thank you for visiting my wife's blog.

posted by xgenghisx at 07:27 PM

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