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August 29, 2007

Science Finds Jessica Alba Has Perfect Shake With Those Fries

The mathematically perfect hips-to-waist ratio, resulting in the ideal waggle.

I'm really only linking this for this line, right from the story:

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition ...

Why was I not informed? I'm pretty sure I could have made it to the national quaterfinals, easy, if I'd known they were running a Jessica Alba Sashay Beat Off Competition.

Via Allah.


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