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Jocelyn Elders' Greatest Hits (OregonMuse)I hope you all remember the Surgeon-General appointed by Bill Clinton: Jocelyn Elders was one of the most bizarre human beings I have ever seen in public life, a compact little pile of fruits and nuts and every time she opened her mouth, all sorts of weird crap came out that would give spurwing plover the heebie-jeebies. By today's standards, Bill Clinton was something of a centrist Democrat, but he managed to appointed to various posts a mind-boggling assortment of oddball kooks, demented liberal weirdos, and intellectual derelicts from the far left side of the aisle. Anyway, on my hard drive, I found a collection of quotes of Ms. Elders that I pulled from some usenet newsgroup in the mid-90s. Below the fold are the quotes and I assure you I am not making any of them up: From the usenet post: Here's my best attempt to transcribe the quotes from Hillary Rodham-Clinton's ================== From Feb. 93 answering the question "What are your priorities going "Well my priorities are going to be to focus on preventive health, which "How do you insure every child is born planned and wanted?" "Well I feel that the way we dooo that we have to really start early. "What do you advocate in terms of sex education in schools? How early?" "We start kindergarten and many people tell me it should start at ================== From December 1993 after suggesting that drug legalization be studied: "Much of the viiiolence and much of the problems associated with drug ================== From October 1993 regarding funding for AIDS research and the fact that most "We know most of the people that die with heart disease and cancer are our ================== January 1994 in the New York Times magazine: "If I could be the 'condom queen' and get every young person who is ================== Also from October 1993 on finding a cure for AIDS: "Senator, we know that AIDS is a ravage disease in our country that's ================== From February 1994 on kids who smoke: "By adopting cigarette smoking, young people are led to belllieve that they ================== on how Medicaid started: "I said obviously our Medicaid system had to be developed by a white ================== on what causes violence: "What causes violence and what can we dooo to prevent it? Although many ================== on cigarette manufacturers: "Each day the tobacco industry must recruit three thouuuusand bright young ================== on secondhand smoke: "Chillldruun are held captive to adult management of their space. Unlike ================== perhaps the most famous one of all: "We can deciiiide that we've got to keep the gunnnns out of the haaaands of
before a Congressional committee when pressed about her pro-drug- "Let me not do let me not you know my office and we have people well that ================== and finally a general collage of quotes from several different sources: "We ordinarily think of viiiolence as a criiime and it is. But it's alllso It's like a leaky bucket that if you've got 10 holes that need to It's like dancing with a bear. When you're daaancing with a beaaar, we all I often say that our chillldrunnn are out in an oooocean surrounded by the shhharks of drugs, akohol, homicide, suicide, teen pregnancy, and we're sitting on the beach sipping from our fountains of 'Just Say No' morally right and whose values arethey going to teach./ And I fouuund out in our sociiiety a mammoth dragon. This dragon has many heads and many faces, each one uglier and more deadly than the other. We try in our communities to deal with these faces one at a time. But every time we deal with one face, the other ones gets uglier and bigger." | Recent Comments
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