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Overnight Open ThreadHoly crap - this 'prison' is better than any dorm and most of the apartments I've ever lived in. It may be on an island but it sure ain't Alcatraz. It's more like an dude ranch for criminals. And is giving a chain saw to a chain saw murderer really a good idea?! I mean even with the Ludovico Treatment this just seems like asking for mischief and gasoline-powered horseplay. So are you unemployed? Bored? Or just cable TV-less? Then head to Norway and go do some crimes. Important tip for the morons: Unless you really could use a trip to Bastoy Island, never leave your urine behind. Union Thugs Disrupting Petitioners Recalling WI Democrats You know what you call it when organized, uniformed thugs attack people and block people from exercising their political rights with the tacit support of authorities: fascism. It's finally landed in America and it wears the union label. ![]() Are Movies Getting Worse? In my mind the quality of films — both studios and indies — has collapsed over the last decade. You can say that I’m prejudiced and carry some kind of political grudge against Hollywood, but I’ll be the first to declare that television is currently going through an unprecedented golden age. The Sopranos, Dexter, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, 24, The Shield, Lost… When it comes to pure, addictive dramatic storytelling, television is kicking the film world’s ass. Movies, however, suck like never before.As a case in point I present this news blurb demonstrating the movie studios' creative bankruptcy: ![]() It’s a trend that shows no signs of abatement, with Universal working to bring Stretch Armstrong to the screen, while Paramount develops a Magic 8 Ball movie among many other projects that have been co-opted from the toy aisle.And this article claims to have statistical evidence that movies these days really have been dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. ![]() The US Well Being Map ![]() Finnish Surprise Party! Hands Across America: 25 Years Later On May 25, 1986, over 5 million Americans linked hands to make a 4,125-mile human chain that stretched from New York City to Long Beach. They weren’t just big hand holding enthusiasts, though. They were participating in Hands Across America, a massive charity event and fundraiser that hoped to raise money for and draw attention to homelessness and hunger.I barely even remember this and now it seems more like an SNL skit than a national event. But luckily for all of us it ended hunger and homelessness in America for all time for a mere $34 million dollars and 15 minutes of feeling goofy. Oh wait. ![]() How The Japanese Capture a Tiger It's a Sick Sad World It gets much worse: Ludwig not only had $250 in his wallet at the time of the purchase, but when asked if he was motivated by financial trouble, the 54-year-old dentist responded “absolutely not,” adding that his net worth was in the millions.Often honesty is a luxury that the wealthy can afford more than the poor. But some people are just fundamentally dishonest no matter how much or how little they have. ![]() The Length of Your Taint Determines Your Fate The dimension in question is not penis or testicle size, but a measurement known as anogenital distance, or AGD.Did I ever mention that I come from a long line of long-tainters? ![]() The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way. Tonight's post brought to you by hipster trapping (now legal in most states): ![]() Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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