The Morning Report — 1/2/26

Good morning kids. So with the great Somalian Samolian Swindle in full swing This happened over in Turtle Bay –

What absolutely perfect timing, eh?

The rotating presidency of the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) will be assumed on January 1 by Somalia – a barely functional state that has exported thousands of “refugees” to the rest of the world, accompanied by crime waves and social distortions U.N. Watch executive director Hillel Neuer highlighted the absurdity of handing over the presidency of the Security Council to “the #1 Worst Country in the World on the failed state index last year.” . . . “Somalia is a failed state that under 12 indicators was ranked the world’s worst on terrorism, corruption, inability to collect taxes, mass displacement, economic collapse, group grievance, brain drain, and chronic insecurity,” he continued.

I wonder if there is any connection to the Turtle Island Liberation Front that came to the fore in the waning days of last year. TO refresh your memory:

Multiple splinter cell members of the radical Turtle Island Liberation Front, which posts disturbing slogans such as “Death to America” on social media, were arrested last Friday for allegedly plotting a New Year’s Eve terror attack in the Los Angeles area. Turtle Island Liberation Front (TILF), a little-known “pro-Palestine, anti-law-enforcement, and anti-government” extremist group, has quietly been raising funds and resources to usher in a “revolutionary change in government.” “TILF also calls for the working class to rise up and fight back against capitalism,” an FBI affidavit noted. “Moreover, TILF advocates that liberalism and peaceful protest will be the downfall of those who believe it is enough, and that ‘direct action is the only way.’”

And, speaking of Somalia, the Somalian Samolian Swindle and the UN, get a load of this!

Just when you thought the Somali welfare fraud story couldn’t get any more ridiculous, allegations have emerged that Somalia’s Foreign Minister Abdisalam Abdi Ali and Somalia’s UN Ambassador Abukar Dahir Osman ran a company called Progressive Health Care Services Inc in Cincinatti, Ohio.

What America desperately needs is the ATBLF, the Anti-Turtle Bay Liberation Front!

But I digress. But then again, speaking of failed states, wars on capitalism . . "terrorism, corruption, inability to collect taxes, mass displacement, economic collapse, group grievance, brain drain, and chronic insecurity" , look what happened on New Years Eve just a few miles south of Turtle Bay in New York's City Hall Park:

Scores of Zohran Mamdani fans who braved freezing temperatures to celebrate the new mayor as he was publicly sworn into office Thursday were left disappointed by the bash the socialist pol had promised.

Around 10,000 supporters stood outside City Hall during the event — billed as an “Inauguration for a New Era Block Party” by Mamdani’s staff — crammed into several barricaded pens without access to bathrooms or any food concession stands.

The hilarity of this is just priceless!!! No food and no bathrooms in sub zero temperatures. Somewhere out in the great beyond Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Ivan Denisovich and the tortured souls that haunt the Gulag Archipelago are pointing their fingers and laughing their asses off at NYC's braindead schmucks.

To paraphrase a punchline from the radioactively non-PC yet funny book for those old enough to remember it, "Race Riots" the reason there was no tree bark lasagna on hand for the rubes was because the political prisoner with the recipe had died.

Ah yes, the glories of Socialism. Live it and Love it, all you young fools taken in by Bernie, Titty Caca Cortez and this lanky, swarthy Jew- and America-hating hunk of piss. Good and hard my ex fellow New Yorkers.

Of course he was sworn in with his reptilian claw on a Koran.

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) said it succinctly on Wednesday, commenting on the news that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani intended to be sworn in on the Qur’an: “The enemy is inside the gates.” . . . At a cursory glance, swearing in on the Qur’an doesn’t seem to present any problems. ne primary reason, however, why many people object to American officials being sworn in on the Qur’an is because the Islamic holy book teaches values that are vastly different from American and Judeo-Christian values, particularly the necessity for Muslims to wage war against non-Muslims and subjugate them under the hegemony of Islamic law. . . Even more important for the concept of taking an oath to serve faithfully and honestly is the fact that the Qur’an sanctions lying to unbelievers under certain circumstances. The Qur’an teaches that deception is allowed: “Let not the believers take unbelievers for their friends in preference to believers. Whoever does that has no connection with Allah unless you are guarding yourselves against them, taking security.” (Qur'an 3:28). . . Of course, it is forbidden today, on pain of charges of “Islamophobia,” to discuss the actual contents of the Qur’an and their possible relevance to the question of officials being sworn in on the Qur’an. Still, it is jarring to think of American officials pledging to uphold the U.S. Constitution on a book that calls for warfare against non-Muslims and allows lying to them.

No wonder there is such an affinity between Democrat/Leftists and Muslims. They're the Cerberus of Chang and Eng Bunkers of Rosy Grier/Ray Milland Incredible Two-Headed Transplants.

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
• . . . Somalia – a barely functional state that has exported thousands of “refugees” to the rest of the world, accompanied by crime waves and social distortions.
  Somalia Assumes Rotating Presidency of U.N. Security Council (Because of course! - jjs)

"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY, NEWSOM/DEMOCRAT VIOLENT INSURRECTION RIOTS




• After taking office on January 20, 2025, the Trump administration’s border team closed out the year with a historically low apprehension rate of less than 109,000 illegal aliens.
  EXCLUSIVE: Historic 2025 Border Turnaround — Southwest Apprehensions Collapse to 109K in Trump’s First Year Back

• City workers should call a hotline to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC) when ICE appears, demand that the agency present judicial warrants for access to buildings and send documentation of any ICE incident to the city attorney, the memo says. “PIRC will activate MigraWatch volunteers to investigate and confirm reports of ICE,” reads the document, which is labeled an “Employee Guide” for interacting with immigration authorities.
  EXCLUSIVE: Portland Memo Tells City Officials To Record ICE Agents, Call ‘MigraWatch’ Activists For Help

• On day one, Trump took action to end the illegal immigration chaos.
  How Trump Shut Down The Border In 2025
  
• Texas’s new immigration‑enforcement law hit the state like a shockwave this morning, wiping out any remaining sanctuary‑style defiance by ordering every county sheriff to partner with ICE formally. The mandatory 287(g) crackdown is designed to hard‑wire deportation cooperation into every jail from the Panhandle to the Rio Grande.
  No More Sanctuary Texas Sheriffs: Mandatory ICE Partnership in Sweeping State Law Begins Today

  THE GREAT SOMALIAN SAMOLIAN SWINDLE

• The Somali government is connected to the Somali welfare industry.
  Somalia’s Foreign Minister, UN Ambassador, Ran Health Care Corps in Ohio
  
• However “no loss was reported to officers,” according to a preliminary report by the Minneapolis Police Department. MPD noted that the center later reached out with additional information, but the updated police report was not immediately available.
  Minnesota: Police Dispute Somali-Run Day Care Claiming ‘Important Documents’ Were Stolen

• "I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls." (Just like Vargas in Thunderball - jjs)
  ‘They’re Never Going To Be Able To Get Me’: Nick Shirley Explains Why Critics Won’t Take Him Down

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

• Taxpayers have spent hundreds of billions more on completely ineffective daycare than even Somalis have been able to pilfer.
  It’s Not Just Minnesota. The Vast Majority Of Daycare Is A Scam

• Based on a detailed analysis from the Austin Daily Herald and the Minnesota Chamber of Commerce, the new paid leave rules are thoroughly socialistic, offering higher monetary amounts for paid leave of workers who make lower incomes. Not only that, but employers will be required to provide nearly five months of leave to certain employees, an anti-free market, impractical, and utterly unjust standard. No doubt many small businesses will have to close their doors on this plan.
  Minnesota’s Ridiculous Paid Leave Rule Takes Effect; Critics Say Illegal Aliens Will Benefit

  
  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

• Netanyahu met Wednesday with heads of Christian churches and universities, who congratulated him on his meeting with President Donald Trump and praised what his office described as his steadfast wartime decisions.
  Israeli PM Declares ‘New Front’ Defending Christians from Islamist Persecution: ‘Common Judeo-Christian Battle’

• The Vondelkerk was built in 1872 and functioned as a Roman Catholic church until 1977.
  Historic Amsterdam Catholic church destroyed by fire under suspicious circumstances

• At a cursory glance, swearing in on the Qur’an doesn’t seem to present any problems. ne primary reason, however, why many people object to American officials being sworn in on the Qur’an is because the Islamic holy book teaches values that are vastly different from American and Judeo-Christian values, particularly the necessity for Muslims to wage war against non-Muslims and subjugate them under the hegemony of Islamic law. . . Even more important for the concept of taking an oath to serve faithfully and honestly is the fact that the Qur’an sanctions lying to unbelievers under certain circumstances. The Qur’an teaches that deception is allowed: “Let not the believers take unbelievers for their friends in preference to believers. Whoever does that has no connection with Allah unless you are guarding yourselves against them, taking security.” (Qur’an 3:28). . . Of course, it is forbidden today, on pain of charges of “Islamophobia,” to discuss the actual contents of the Qur’an and their possible relevance to the question of officials being sworn in on the Qur’an. Still, it is jarring to think of American officials pledging to uphold the U.S. Constitution on a book that calls for warfare against non-Muslims and allows lying to them.
  Does It Matter Which Book an Official Is Sworn In On?

  J-6 FBI/PELOSI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH,

• The former special counsel sat down for an over eight-hour deposition with the House Judiciary Committee on December 17, 2025, and when the transcript was released to the public on Wednesday, it contained a stunning admission. It turns out that the former special counsel admitted under oath that Cassidy Hutchinson, the committee's star witness, relied on secondhand hearsay instead of firsthand evidence when she testified about Trump's conduct after the 2020 election. Smith said if he were acting as a defense attorney and Hutchinson were called as a witness, "the first thing" he would do would be to seek to exclude portions of her testimony.
  Jack Smith Just Blew Up His Entire January 6 Case

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  

• If you’re a California worker, you will have fewer opportunities as employers cut jobs to meet the cost of California’s default. If you’re a California employer, you should be on the phone to either your state assembly member or state senator to remedy this injustice.  Or you could call a couple of people named Abbott and DeSantis.
  How deadbeat Gavin Newsom put Cali businesses on the hook for his bills

  FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

• Media will cover the Somali Medicare and Medicaid fraud, the daycare fraud, the  foodservice fraud, maybe even the Somali vote fraud. They will cover it when they are forced to, when it becomes so overwhelming that they can’t bury it anymore.
  Somali Corruption and the Mainstream Media
  
• Campus censorship hit record highs in 2025, proving the threat to free speech in higher education isn’t ideological—it’s a growing culture of intolerance enabled by timid leadership.
  Push for Censorship on Campus Hit Record Levels in 2025
  
• She’s Becky Anderson, and this is CNN.
  New Year’s in Abu Dhabi

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,

• Betsy McCaughey: [Ned) Lamont claimed a “diverse energy supply” that includes wind “will lower utility costs for families.” Nonsense.  In fact, worse than nonsense. Deliberate lying.
  Blue states blow nothing but hot air on wind-power boondoggles

  DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY

• No Tree Bark Parmigiana because the Gulag prisoner with the recipe died . . . - jjs
  Zohran Mamdani fans disappointed by disastrous ‘block party’ with no food, bathrooms

  POLITICS

• With history, polling, and the economy pulling in opposite directions, the 2026 midterms may hinge on whether voters feel rising affordability pain or see strong growth—and which mood prevails.
  Setting Up the 2026 Midterms
  
• Mamdani is gonna get knocked on his [arse].
  The Destruction of Mamdani: Why the Marxist Messiah Won’t Survive 2026
  
• Trump remakes the world.
  Looking Back at 2025: The Revolution Is Just Beginning
  
• Remember what is really important.
  Trump isn't perfect but just imagine the alternative
  
• According to the Michigan Democrat lawmaker, voters will expect more for the 2026 elections and the 2028 presidential election cycle.
  Dem Rep. Dingell (-berry): ‘Not Enough’ for Democrats to Be Anti-Trump

• The Republican-led Congress set several records in 2025, though not all of them were achievements lawmakers would be keen to celebrate. With fewer than 40 bills signed into law as of Dec. 22, the House and Senate posted the lowest legislative output in the first year of a new presidency in modern history,
  Congress Breaks Record For Doing The Least (IIRC they voted to give themselves pay raises, nein? - jjs)

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

• Businesses, universities, and government offices closed their doors in 21 provinces for one day, Fox News reported on Wednesday.
  VIDEO: Iran Orders Shutdown as Crowds Chant ‘Death to the Dictator!’ During Economic Crisis
  
• It's not a happy new year for Iran's detested dictatorship.
  For Iran's mullahs, 2026 is starting to look like 1979 in reverse
  
• Membership is expected to promote cross-border trade and investment, and the Bulgarian government pressed for years to get in. Yet polls show the changeover is taking place against a background of widespread skepticism among ordinary people.
  Bulgaria Becomes Latest to Join Euro Currency Union Despite Public Opposition
  
• “The Church’s crime has been to oppose the terms of Pashinyan’s diplomacy. . .The deal represents a major erosion of Armenia’s defensive position.”
  The Price of Westernization in Armenia
  
• School enrollment in South Korea dwindled by nearly 5 million students during the same time period, according to the Korea Times, indicating that the school shutdowns are directly related to South Korea’s status as the world’s least fertile country.
  South Korea Loses over 4,000 Schools in a Generation to Birth Rate Collapse

  HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE

• “Thank you to the 18 governors who are leading the charge on SNAP reform to restore the health of Americans—especially our kids. Their courageous leadership is exactly what we need to Make America Healthy Again,” Kennedy said in December. “We cannot continue a system that forces taxpayers to fund programs that make people sick and then pay a second time to treat the illnesses those very programs help create.”
  5 States Cut SNAP Benefits for Unhealthy Food as Part of ‘MAHA’ Agenda

  ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY

• Dominating this revolution in 2025 in every way possible however were two entities, one a private American company and the second a communist nation attempting to imitate capitalism. The former is SpaceX, accomplishing more in this single year than whole nations and even the whole globe had managed in any year since the launch of Sputnik. The latter is China, which in 2025 became a true space power, its achievements matching and even exceeding anything done by either the U.S. or the Soviet Union for most of the space age.
  The global launch industry in 2025: The real space race is between SpaceX and China

  CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
  
  

• Whether your tradition leads you to join a Catholic Mass honoring the Mother of God on the Eighth Day of Christmas or not, it may still be fitting to pause and reflect on her indispensable role in the story of the Incarnation today. And if she’s still with you, consider reaching out to your own mother today.
  Honoring Christ’s Mother on the Eighth Day of Christmas.
  
• Matthew Marsden' right-leaning views went public - that's when everything changed
  Veteran Actor Shares Horrors of Hollywood Blacklist 2.0
  
• The Wrap reports that television and film lost upwards to 17,000 jobs in 2025, a loss 18 percent higher than last year.
  Entertainment and Media Bloodbath Widened in 2025: 17,000 Jobs Slashed

• "To this Islamic flood we are supposed to submit, against our will, all of our traditions."
  Brigitte Bardot was right, France must remain French
  
• Why we prize beauty, and at what costs
  The Body Keeps the Score

  HITHER & YON

• The Historic Camden Foundation is using DNA evidence to identify fallen Patriot soldiers.
  ‘Oldest John Doe Case In The Country’: Inside The Effort To Identify Revolutionary War Heroes

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