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Sarah Palin Takes High Road With Bill Maher, Except The Part Where She Keeps Noting His Dwarf-ish StatureThat headline isn't supposed to be slam-Palin; it's supposed to be funny. If you're going to go after Bill Maher, hit him where it hurts, which is in his very high heeled booties. I mean, Bill Maher's just like Prince, except where Prince is just over five foot tall and isn't funny, Bill Maher is white. He's also very short and hates women because of that. Oh, and his face is so acne-pocked it looks like he blasted an Alien with a shotgun at close range. A short Alien, I mean. Because otherwise the acid-blood which just sail comfortably over his short head. Palin didn't mention Maher by name and pledged not to waste time "responding to personal, vulgar, sexist venom spewed my way." Suggestion for Palin: Work "dainty" into the next slam. Little fellas hate that word. It's yours, no charge. Palin just announced that she wasn't going to "keep whining" (her words) about media bias but that vow is either short-lived or maybe it's more qualified than I first understood it. A day after Sarah Palin suggested that she was done taking on the unfair "lamestream media," the former Alaska governor took to Facebook to say that she had no intention of retreating. Referring to one of her most inconic slogans, Palin signalled that she was, in fact, ready to "reload." Yeah I don't know the right play here. I do think she was a little over-eager to wrestle with the pig that is the media (as they say, you can't win that fight; you get dirty and the pig loves it) but obviously media bias is always at work and it should be mentioned. Maybe she means she'll start responding more flippantly to the media, treating them as beneath her. Which would be a good take. The important thing in all of this, however, is that Bill Maher is short, really believed at one point in his career that he could be a leading man actor, dates whores and seems like a petri dish for Herpes and just generally is so skivosa and seedy and nasty that if I my kids needed babysitting and my choices were 1) Bill Maher and 2) the guy on the park bench in "Aqualung" then I think I'll just have to teach my kids how to blow a rape whistle loud enough to be heard over a flute solo. | Recent Comments
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