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March 27, 2011

ESPN Gave You Ten Full Minutes of The Basketballer In Chief Picking Like Dave in Texas

This was his moment. He captured the nation.

It's a great tradition. I was enrapt. His advisors were almost as good as mine.

Good of him to take 37 seconds to mention the earthquake in Japan. I didn't hear anything about Libya but we know it weighed heavily on him while he was working on his bracket.

He's at least as good at foreign affairs as he is at pickin the final four. You have to admit that, he's got that smart goin on.

This idiot spent more time (on camera and off) working this nonsense than he did explaining his rationale for bombing Libya.

Because he knew, we really needed to be inspired, as a nation, at how fuckin good he was with NCAA brackets.

Sleep well. All is well. We've got Captain Jesus McAwesome on the job, 24 by 3 and a half.


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