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March 25, 2011

Overnight Thread-Kinetic Friday Version [CDR M]

Hola Moron Nation! Thank God it's Friday. I'm still at work but hey, it's an exercise preparing for kinetic action so good times. I just wonder why we aren't giving the pirates a little kinetic action too instead of some Miranda action. Just sayin'.

Well to lead off tonight, I'm going to weave in some music tied to some videos. First up is a shameless plug for the kinetic platform that I fly. That of course is the Mighty P-3C Orion. Music of course is CCR. You can never go wrong with some CCR. Break out the val-u-rite and turn on your speakers and enjoy!

Speaking of music, this group called The Axis of Awesome shows how ridiculously easy it is to be a pop/rock star playing the same damn chords. Pretty funny actually.

Now this rant on Pachabel's Canon is pretty good.

Now, someday we'll have a President that could pull this off again. I suspect that if President Kinetic Dumbassery Action tried it, he'd be laughed off the stage. He feels more comfortable hanging out with the Hollyweird crowd anyway. This is pretty awesome. President Bush leading the Marine Corps Band. Miss him yet?

Ok, that's enough music theme for now. Now it's time to engage your thinking caps now that you are on your second or third drink. I think you'll find this quiz a little bit harder than you think. I present to you, a Geography Quiz. I think the 'Stans might give you some trouble as well as the Western African countries.

Speaking of the 'Stan, here's an update on that forgotten Kinetic engagement in South West Asia. It is spring time and that means those Talibani Kinetic targets will be coming out to play.

Now for those of you looking forward to some spring break parties, perhaps you might think of building an ice luge for drinking shots. Now this ice luge is pretty damn cool and val-u-rite friendly. A Star Destroyer Ice Luge. Now for a moronpalooza, what ice luge would you all like to see?

Now, I know that cooking video I put up last time showing how to make plum cake was pretty popular for some reason, I decided to throw up another video on how to make Key Lime Pie.

OK, more cooking humor. This time, a reporter in Ohio interrupts her segment on cooking to share her love of male genitalia. Ooopsie.

Based on this cooking cover, I don't think I'll try any Rachel Ray recipes. Who knew commas were so important!

Here is the latest State Department summary report on worldwide terrorism. Do note that terror attacks in Iraq and Afghanistan continue to make up nearly half of all terror attacks in the world with Afghanistan climbing rapidly and Iraq going down over the last few years. 2009 National Counterterrorism Center: Annex of Statistical Information.
More statistics on murder and terror rates.

Interesting. 5 Ways Serial Killers Can Help You Morons Pick Up Women. Seriously though, if you have to get advice from serial killers, you don't got game man.

Here's a good site to keep you up to date with the ongoing non-kinetic action known as piracy. EagleSpeak. Check it out. Here is a map of the latest pirate attack locations.

Well, I think that's all I got tonight. I need to get back to some kinetic work. Drink up and enjoy morons.

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