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Half of Population Condemns Man Who Stood By Idly While a Woman Was Attacked; The Other Half Asks, What Did You Expect?
The Media Keeps Claiming Crime Rates Are Falling.
They Lying, As Usual.
Self-Proclaimed "Mary Poppins of Disinformation" and "Disinformation Czar" Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz, Has a New Grifter Operation She'd Like the CIA to Donate To
Axios Poll: Majority of Americans Open to Trump's "Harshest" Immigration Policy, "Mass Deportations;" 42% of Democrats Support This, and 45% of Latinos
Shock: Pro-Hamas Smelly Filthy "Protesters" Turn Violent In Atlanta, Austin, and NYC
THE MORNING RANT: Follow-Up to Post Regarding Reliance on Falsified Government Economic Data; Also ESG Investments Facing Major Outflows
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 4/26/24
Daily Tech News 26 April 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
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What A Piece Of Work Is An ONT!
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We, we, we so excited, we so excited (Partyin')
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards
I don't want this weekend to end!
Remember the shit that little girl got for the song? Ok the music aspires to reach the level of bubble gum, and the lyrics are...not brilliant, but she was a 14 year old girl. She wrote a song. It became a hit. Let her have her moment. Sheesh.
Anyhow, on with the memes! People ask me why I post memes on Fridays.
4th of July leftovers
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 9, 2022
This was apparently a live stream. There's a clip from a bit later when firemen show up. You can hear the idiot in the background “Uh...it just started going off”
RIP Shinzo Abe. Tragic loss for Japan and for the whole west
I spy with my little eye, something that begins with F
You get what you pay for
Remember, these people vote
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 9, 2022
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 9, 2022
The last one. Maybe she had some road tar on her car? Gas is a solvent, right?
Fatherhood. I wouldn't trade it for the world
Wholesome content: Christmas
Best comment in the thread I got this from? “They weren't Chinese, they were Americans” Damn straight.
Speaking of Christmas
Well, an air fryer is pretty cool.
Fido Friday: Fren!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 9, 2022
Duh
Cut her off, she's had enough
Last night y'all were talking about Rachel Weisz. She's pretty, but she can't hold a candle to granny from The Beverly Hillbillies
Kindness is contagious. Make someone smile today
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 9, 2022
Bringing the hammer down
Insert Simpsons “Stop, he's already dead” meme here
Packing
Anybody watch this show? I've seen some bits quoted, like below, that makes me think it might be pretty good
Pro tip: Don't drink all the beers and then try this. Try this with the empty cans from last night
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 9, 2022
Bonus wholesome content, Gordon Ramsay edition
I hate it when this happens
Finally, something to shut those Alaskan loudmouths up
Tonight's ONT isn't brought to you by anything. It just keeps going until it hits...rock bottom:
mr tmz: ">A suburb of Pittsburgh, Verona, now has ** ..."
SloPitch Whiffer: "Looks like the guy was waiting to see if the 110-p ..."
CrotchetyOldJarhead : "Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on nee ..."
Aetius451AD work phone: "Wow, you must really hate women. Posted by: tcn i ..."
Joe from Delaware: "Dear Penthouse, You're not going to believe this, ..."
Rbastid: "Nu upside on Earth. I think a lot of people are go ..."
Dr. Claw: "23 ‘ New York's Finest?’ They help ..."
Thomas Bender: "@163 >>He tried to talk to the yute, reason wit ..."
gp Embraces The Suck: "Good reason to intervene: 'I must protect the inno ..."
18-1: "[i]The media/social media went after a cop with ha ..."
Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): "Wow, you must really hate women. Posted by: tcn i ..."
Half of Population Condemns Man Who Stood By Idly While a Woman Was Attacked; The Other Half Asks, What Did You Expect?
The Media Keeps Claiming Crime Rates Are Falling.
They Lying, As Usual.
Self-Proclaimed "Mary Poppins of Disinformation" and "Disinformation Czar" Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz, Has a New Grifter Operation She'd Like the CIA to Donate To
Axios Poll: Majority of Americans Open to Trump's "Harshest" Immigration Policy, "Mass Deportations;" 42% of Democrats Support This, and 45% of Latinos
Shock: Pro-Hamas Smelly Filthy "Protesters" Turn Violent In Atlanta, Austin, and NYC
THE MORNING RANT: Follow-Up to Post Regarding Reliance on Falsified Government Economic Data; Also ESG Investments Facing Major Outflows
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 4/26/24
Daily Tech News 26 April 2024
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)