What A Piece Of Work Is An ONT!

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We, we, we so excited, we so excited (Partyin')
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards
I don't want this weekend to end!

Remember the shit that little girl got for the song? Ok the music aspires to reach the level of bubble gum, and the lyrics are...not brilliant, but she was a 14 year old girl. She wrote a song. It became a hit. Let her have her moment. Sheesh.

Anyhow, on with the memes! People ask me why I post memes on Fridays.

4th of July leftovers

This was apparently a live stream. There's a clip from a bit later when firemen show up. You can hear the idiot in the background “Uh...it just started going off”

RIP Shinzo Abe. Tragic loss for Japan and for the whole west

I spy with my little eye, something that begins with F

You get what you pay for

Remember, these people vote

The last one. Maybe she had some road tar on her car? Gas is a solvent, right?

Fatherhood. I wouldn't trade it for the world

Wholesome content: Christmas

Best comment in the thread I got this from? “They weren't Chinese, they were Americans” Damn straight.

Speaking of Christmas

Well, an air fryer is pretty cool.

Fido Friday: Fren!

Duh

Cut her off, she's had enough

Last night y'all were talking about Rachel Weisz. She's pretty, but she can't hold a candle to granny from The Beverly Hillbillies

Kindness is contagious. Make someone smile today

Bringing the hammer down

Insert Simpsons “Stop, he's already dead” meme here

Packing

Anybody watch this show? I've seen some bits quoted, like below, that makes me think it might be pretty good

Pro tip: Don't drink all the beers and then try this. Try this with the empty cans from last night

Bonus wholesome content, Gordon Ramsay edition

I hate it when this happens

Finally, something to shut those Alaskan loudmouths up

Tonight's ONT isn't brought to you by anything. It just keeps going until it hits...rock bottom:

posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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