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July 27, 2022

Creepy Joe Biden Is Shot Up On ALL the Drugs

Like son, like father.

YOU inject the epinephrine directly into YOUR neck

YOU stare down the teleprompter unblinking like you're delivering jihadi demands

I was always noticing his gigantic black eyes when he was on stage and how unnatural, and demonic, they looked. I knew that wasn't how eyes were supposed to look, especially under intensely bright lights. They should be tiny pinpricks, not huge black seas.

Commenters clued me in: He's on drugs. Stimulants can cause your eyes to dilate like that.

Stimulants, such as Ritalin and Adderall, are common in the treatment of attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). Both Ritalin and Adderall cause pupils to dilate.

And there really is no argument about that. This is not a conspiracy theory; this is not QAnon chatter. It is an iron law of science -- real science, basic biology -- that when you shine strong light in someone's eyes, the pupils contract and restrict to let in as little light as possible.

But when you see Biden -- past his sundowning limit of around 5:30 pm -- he's got these huge black lakes of shame and fear in his eyes.

What accounts for this, except for drugs?

His... "childhood stutter," perhaps?

There might be some medical condition that causes pupils to strangely dilate when exposed to bright light, but Biden has never disclosed such a condition. And I've also never heard of such a thing existing.

What they have this dying husk of a pervert on now, I have no idea.


No, his pupils aren't dilated there. He's had bed rest so he isn't sundowning.

They've got him on some other Stack. Maybe his Day Stack is half the potency of his Night Stack and doesn't cause the severe pupil dilation.

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