Sponsored Content
« Daily Tech News 15 July 2022 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread »
July 15, 2022

The Morning Report (7/15/22)

Morning Report intro.jpg


The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

‘Children versus adults does not change the safety threshold when it comes to overloading.’ Attorney Jeffrey Goodman

Quote II

“We’ve definitely seen a spike in inquiries. We’ll see if it translates to procedures, but more people are asking about it.” Dr. Shrikesh Majithia of DrSnip in the Seattle and Portland

Good, we don't need them reproducing another generation of Karens.

Quote III

"That’s why I have to express my disappointment at the cheap shot you took at Joe Biden via Twitter. It was unprofessional and beneath the office that you once held. It was also disrespectful to me and the many friends you had in our administration. You were the personal physician to the President of the United States as well as an admiral in the U.S. Navy. I expect better, and I hope upon reflection that you will expect more of yourself in the future." Former President JEF, TFG

Funny thing Hussein, I don't recall your rebuke of Harry Reid or Joe Biden calling people tax cheats and slavery enablers.

Quote IV
“We are committed to an all-electric, zero-emissions future, and ensuring that the right charging infrastructure is in place is a key piece of the puzzle,”

“With travel centers across North America, Pilot Company is an ideal collaborator to reach a broad audience of EV drivers.” said Mary Barra, GM chair and CEO.

No remorse about all the bond holders you screwed?


(Yes, a Mystery Click)


Now. Onto the news.................

  • Haven't we had enough of this evil witch and her worthless spawn? Now Hillary and Chelsea roll out eight-part docuseries where they will hold 'intimate conversations' with Kim Kardashian and Megan Thee Stallion, after Freida Pinto signs on to play Huma in new TV series
  • There has to be a special place in Hell for these people. CDC Directs LGBT Children to Secretive Chats About Sex Changes, Activism, the Occult
  • Let them burn buffalo chips or their own turds. Heating season in Germany will be interesting to watch.
  • German weirdos may be able to change their gender and identity.
  • Too little too late IMHO. Twitter suspends pro-violence's Twitter account.
  • "We forgot to normalize abortion". What's this We shit?

  • In the event that any Pro-Abortion folks are here, how do you normalize this?
  • If there is no such thing as vote tampering, please explain this case.
  • He's afraid to answer questions from unapproved questioners.
  • Kansas, a big winner. Blue states, not so much. Panasonic to build battery plant for Tesla.
  • In a perfect world a volley of .308's would penetrate his body. Former CIA Engineer Joshua Schulte Convicted For Biggest Data Theft In Agency’s History
  • ***SNORT*** Smart thermostats inadvertently strain electric power grids
  • LeBron James is an asshole. And Enes Kanter is not afraid to call him out.

  • I wonder if this former Gov. will be making personalized plates?
  • Nothing to see move along.And yet an online database co-administered by the FDA and the Centers for Disease Control has compiled more than 1.3 million reports of vaccine-implicated “adverse events” running the gamut from mild to severe, including 29,000 deaths.
  • There has to be an easier way to get off jury duty.

  • Ooops! Today's Feel Good Story of The Day was made possible by a Genius Award Winner.
  • And that boys and girls and everything in between is today's Morning Report.

    digg this
    posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:11 AM

    | Access Comments

    Recent Comments
    Tonypete: "Good evening everyone. To absent friends!! ..."

    nurse ratched : "Thank You for the ONT, Buck. ..."

    Ciampino - Nature gives us chillies: "never ..."

    That Northern skulker: "14 https://youtu.be/CBPSr4TsQkI Lovely song Po ..."

    Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack: "Charlotte is imported yankee banksters, just sayin ..."

    Cicero (@cicero43): "[i]Do they fetch different prices depending on sme ..."

    CppThis: "[i]206 “CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A paramedic ..."

    NL : "https://youtu.be/CBPSr4TsQkI Lovely song ..."

    Tonypete: "His fear gene has to be severely stunted and malno ..."

    Ciampino - Nature gives us chillies: "They also had school girls that would sell their u ..."

    BifBewalski [/s] [/u] [/i] [/b]: " I think he says that bike made his H2R seem like ..."

    Tom Servo: "Black aragorn shot up Florida. He thought the or ..."

    Recent Entries

    Polls! Polls! Polls!
    Frequently Asked Questions
    The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
    Top Top Tens
    Greatest Hitjobs

    The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
    A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
    Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
    More Margaret Cho Abuse
    Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
    Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
    Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
    John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
    World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
    Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
    Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
    Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
    Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
    Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
    They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
    Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
    Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
    When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
    What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
    Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
    Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
    Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
    My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
    Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
    An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
    The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
    Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
    The House of Love: Paul Krugman
    A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
    The Dowd-O-Matic!
    Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
    Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
    John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
    "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
    The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
    Powered by
    Movable Type 2.64