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July 15, 2022

The Morning Report (7/15/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

‘Children versus adults does not change the safety threshold when it comes to overloading.’ Attorney Jeffrey Goodman

Quote II

“We’ve definitely seen a spike in inquiries. We’ll see if it translates to procedures, but more people are asking about it.” Dr. Shrikesh Majithia of DrSnip in the Seattle and Portland

Good, we don't need them reproducing another generation of Karens.

Quote III

"That’s why I have to express my disappointment at the cheap shot you took at Joe Biden via Twitter. It was unprofessional and beneath the office that you once held. It was also disrespectful to me and the many friends you had in our administration. You were the personal physician to the President of the United States as well as an admiral in the U.S. Navy. I expect better, and I hope upon reflection that you will expect more of yourself in the future." Former President JEF, TFG

Funny thing Hussein, I don't recall your rebuke of Harry Reid or Joe Biden calling people tax cheats and slavery enablers.

Quote IV
“We are committed to an all-electric, zero-emissions future, and ensuring that the right charging infrastructure is in place is a key piece of the puzzle,”

“With travel centers across North America, Pilot Company is an ideal collaborator to reach a broad audience of EV drivers.” said Mary Barra, GM chair and CEO.

No remorse about all the bond holders you screwed?

(Yes, a Mystery Click)

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Now. Onto the news.................

Haven't we had enough of this evil witch and her worthless spawn? Now Hillary and Chelsea roll out eight-part docuseries where they will hold 'intimate conversations' with Kim Kardashian and Megan Thee Stallion, after Freida Pinto signs on to play Huma in new TV series

There has to be a special place in Hell for these people. CDC Directs LGBT Children to Secretive Chats About Sex Changes, Activism, the Occult

Let them burn buffalo chips or their own turds. Heating season in Germany will be interesting to watch.

German weirdos may be able to change their gender and identity.

Too little too late IMHO. Twitter suspends pro-violence's Twitter account.

"We forgot to normalize abortion". What's this We shit?

In the event that any Pro-Abortion folks are here, how do you normalize this?

If there is no such thing as vote tampering, please explain this case.

He's afraid to answer questions from unapproved questioners.

Kansas, a big winner. Blue states, not so much. Panasonic to build battery plant for Tesla.

In a perfect world a volley of .308's would penetrate his body. Former CIA Engineer Joshua Schulte Convicted For Biggest Data Theft In Agency’s History

***SNORT*** Smart thermostats inadvertently strain electric power grids

LeBron James is an asshole. And Enes Kanter is not afraid to call him out.

I wonder if this former Gov. will be making personalized plates?

Nothing to see move along.And yet an online database co-administered by the FDA and the Centers for Disease Control has compiled more than 1.3 million reports of vaccine-implicated “adverse events” running the gamut from mild to severe, including 29,000 deaths.

There has to be an easier way to get off jury duty.

Ooops! Today's Feel Good Story of The Day was made possible by a Genius Award Winner.

And that boys and girls and everything in between is today's Morning Report.

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