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January 03, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (3 Jan 2015)

Evenin' morons. Hope your weekend is going well. So Huckabee is going to run for President? Yawn. Whatever. It's time for the ONT.


Something tells me the tinfoil hat brigade isn't gonna buy this. CIA: All those 1950s UFO sightings? 'It was us'. Well CIA, what about these recent UFOs around the ISS? Oh I know, it's probably the Chinese.

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I didn't even hear about the McDonald food hoax the other day. No more Big Macs and other hoaxes the Internet fell for in 2014. That's a shame about not being able to make wine out of water though.

Somewhat related, there is a metal band called Mac Sabbath.

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Some pretty funny stuff in the comments. The funniest words that sound dirty in other languages.

Went to school in Sweden, they have a traditional coffee break called 'fika' but, for the german students there, that means 'to fuck'. So, as my schools principle is explaining how 'important it is to take the time for fika, fika with your classmates and with anyone you meet in the school. Fika is important to stay focused and relaxed so you can work harder...' you get the point. My friend Bjorn was going to explode he was laughing so hard.

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by who is the best captain:

Uh, I'm pretty sure Captain Solo should be on there.

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