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March 23, 2013

Your Saturday Ace-a-thon '13 Open Thread [krakatoa]

They told me that if I donated until I bled to the Romney campaign, I'd ultimately end up just pasting a frozen smile on my face and shilling for a shiftless and abusive guy with a particular thirst for the blood of the homeless.

Well, here we are. Good news is, unlike other contributors who I won't name, I don't post pics of turkeys with testicles on their necks.

I meant Andy. I mean, wtf is wrong with that turkey? Did it get in a fight with a midget turkey? Did it try to stick a hard landing on a slick branch? Is it a feminist turkey sporting one of its trophies?

meh -- at least you won't catch me wasting your time with tasteless content like that.

Here we are at Ace-a-thon 2013, and like all good fundraisers, you get to see D-list celebs (or in this case, COBs) shilling for an organization that is big on promises (Smart Military Blog, Lesbian pr0n, & the Guys Get Shirts), and short on delivery (double posts, movie reviews that take longer to read than to watch the actual movie, and, kitteh pics).

But he tries. Lord knows Ace tries.

Getting up at the break of noon (or 1, or 2) requires a fortitude and dedication to the moron hordes that most cannot fathom, let alone even begin to contemplate before the 2nd cup of coffee @ 9 a.m.

It is this attention to detail and the needs of its clientele that made AceCorp number one with a hobo-gig at the CPAC awards.

Unlike other fundraisers, we promise no ringing phones, no useless "gifts" for donations, and most importantly, no Jerry Lewis stumbling through tired old jokes.

And you just can't put a price on that.

So please, if you value the blog and can afford to part w/ a buck or two, before you hit the jump hit the tip jar up there in the top left corner. Like a viking, if you must.

Don't pretend you didn't see this coming.

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