Text Of The 'Blog Of The Year' Acceptance Speech

Gabriel Malor accepted the award on Ace's behalf.

Ace prepared a speech for Gabriel to read at the ceremony. It is short, but very moving. Really shows the depth of Ace's character and his gratitude for the recognition.

Gabe read this to a room of CPAC attendees:

Gabriel Malor is an asshole. He jumped ship to the New York Daily News without ever acknowledging that I am his intellectual and philosophical father, and that I made him, as a baker would make a loaf of Ungrateful Bread.

I have chosen him to accept this award on my behalf out of spite.

Thank you, John, and anyone else for this award. I appreciate it. It is a validation that I, and not the human ventriloquist doll reading this statement, am a true force in the online media.

Thank you again, and please makes sure that that your thunderous applause is directed solely towards me and not this sad puppet that stands before you in all his shame.

Wow. Very emotional. Very, very tough. It cannot have been easy for Gabriel to get through that without blubbering his lines.

Related: Ace is kind of a funny jackass.

posted by Laura. at 12:54 PM

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