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March 21, 2013

Annual (Or Whenever We Get Around To It) Ace-A-ThonÖ.Blog Of The Year Edition

You may have heard but this here little blog recently won an award.

And now that Mr. Spades (if thatís his/her real name, is once again an award winner itís time to offer up a human sacrifice or hit the tip jar. Since human sacrifices are officially frowned upon by the authorities (stupid liberals), the tip jar, the tiny PayPal link over to the left, seems the better option.

Why should you hit the tip jar? Well, an award winning Ewok blogger canít eat the lamentations of his vanquished competitors women alone. Though to be honest, Iím sure they make lovely background music at dinner parties.

And while churning out content for the hungry masses should be all the remuneration one needs, it turns out that bloggers might actually have other career options. What if Ace just decided one day that heíd rather be a Senator (R-Forrest Moon of Endor)? Where would that leave you. Donít laugh. If buffoons like Jar-Jar Binks and Lindsey Graham can become Senators, surely an award winning blogger could do it too.

Ok, so maybe youíre not buying the idea that Ace could leave all this to run for the Senate. But would you believe that all his assets are currently tied up in lucrative Russian investments based in Cyprus? If he doesnít come up with some money and fast, ďBorisĒ wonít be happy. You canít type when your fingers are broken or use voice recognition software when your jaw is wired shut.

The reality is, weíre conservatives here (well most of us but thatís a fight for another post). We donít believe in getting something for nothing. Iím not saying you should send Ace $5,000 (Iím not saying you shouldnít either) but if everyone or even most of you, lurkers and comment regulars alike, tossed in $5 or $10 each, it would add up toÖcarry the 7Ölook thereís no math on this blog so donít worry about the exact number, just know it would help the guy out and be greatly appreciated. Not so appreciated that youíll get a thank you email but donít be greedy. Itís better to give than receive, yada, yada, yadaÖ.tip jar.

As always, all money goes to Ace and not for Dave's dental plan (much to Dave's annoyance).


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