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March 24, 2013
Sunday Morning Open Thread
When I was a boy, my mother would tell me the same thing every morning as I woke up. She'd say, "Ben, don't ever hire a prostitute from Floirda as there is a 50/50 chance they'll bite your genitals."
I'll always miss my old mother. Not enough to visit her, but still.