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March 26, 2013

Wow, If We Were Still Watching NBC, We'd Probably Be Pretty Annoyed

1, I didn't know this show was still even on.

2, "Ripped from the headlines"? Which headlines? Last August's? Hey I've got a Ripped From the Headlines plot I'd like to pitch-- it's about this big boat, see, that hits an iceberg, see? Very big to-do a short time ago in all the local rags. Lots of fellers n' dames were talking about it at the Automat, see?

3, Will the last NBC viewer please turn out the lights.


The last Law & Order I saw was 15 years ago. I turned it off after Jack McCoy did his head-shaking thing and said, "We'll cut a deal with the murderer to get his testimony against the real criminal -- the White Man who sold him Trans-Fats."

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