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March 01, 2013

What Did You Expect From a Pot-Head? Total Absorption President Mixes Up Famous Intellectual Properties

Kids, don't smoke pot and definitely don't try Total Absorption, as your current president did. It leads to mental degeneration later in life.

Obama mixed up very famous sci-fi properties, saying he couldn't use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince evil Republicans to jack up taxes.

I didn't think this was actually funny.

I was wrong.

From This Sort of Thing:

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From Kill the Hydra:

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Both courtesy of Dana Loesch, or, as I know her, @dloesch.

Dana's got a bunch more. I only thieved the two from her.

Unrelated, but the Free Beacon thinks a recap of the week's news would be more interesting if illustrated with a gifs of Kate Upton playing with her massive cans.

They're right.


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