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March 08, 2013

Dude Goes to Hospital With Rude Complaint

"I've got a vibrating buttplug stuck in me.
Also, I think I'm going to kill myself."

Probably a stunt for attention (they did this in one of the Jackass movies, with a toy car up the butt), but whatever, here are the tweets and the X-ray if you're so inclined.

If you find this distasteful or not serious, I offer four excuses, preemptively. Select whichever one most appeals to you:

1. My assistant did it.

2. I was #hacked.

3. I was being satirical.

4. I'm a Democrat.

Via @tookiew

Ricer? I Didn't Even Know 'er: garret says a "friend" told him this story:

The best one I ever heard of was from an ER doc who had to pull a Potato Ricer out of a guy's ass.
The takeaway quote , "You'd think these guys would at least tie a string to it.".

Note to self: "String."

posted by Ace at 03:48 PM

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Probably a stunt for attention (they did this in one of the Jackass movies, with a toy car up the butt), but whatever, here are the tweets and the X-ray if you're so inclined. If you find this distasteful or not serious, I offer four excuses, preemptively. Select whichever one most appeals to you: 1. My assistant did it. 2. I was #hacked. 3. I was being satirical. 4. I'm a Democrat. Via @tookiew Ricer? I Didn't Even Know 'er: garret says a "friend" told him this story: The best one I ever heard of was from an ER doc who had to pull a Potato Ricer out of a guy's ass. The takeaway quote , "You'd think these guys would at least tie a string to it.". 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