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March 31, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (3-31-2013) - Easter Sunday Version

Happy Easter All!

Please set your laziness levels to: Indolent





Sic Transit Generation Gap


-- P.J. O'Rourke, Peace Kills

Pothole Crew Suspended for Fixing Pothole

Three County Cork road workers were returning from a job in Carrigaline, Ireland, when they saw a pothole. They stopped and repaired the pothole. A Health and Safety worker saw them, and the three men were consequently suspended from their jobs because they had not filed the proper paperwork for this particular pothole before repairing it.

Well Form 27B-6 sure is a bitch to fill out.


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He actually ran as a Republican for the OR House of Representatives in 2010 but was forced to withdraw due to sketchy real estate activity.

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Top 10 commenters:
1 [1304 comments] 'sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher' [183.04 posts/day]
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4 [359 comments] 'Mike Hammer'
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Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
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2 [61 names] 'Alex Stephens'
3 [49 names] 'The Political Hat'
4 [43 names] 'the bearded UNIX god'
5 [43 names] 'Minuteman'
6 [42 names] 'The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse'
7 [37 names] 'Jack Meov'
8 [29 names] 'zsasz'
9 [29 names] 'T. Hunter'
10 [28 names] 'andycanuck'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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