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January 27, 2008

Cheetah Tells All

Holy crap... that chimp is still alive.

He outlived all his co-stars, and he has opposable thumbs. He's captured in black and white. Not sure if he ever made color.

He was a great straight man. He knew how to play the part.

The 75-year-old chimp, now enjoying retirement in a Palm Springs sanctuary, will not be going near the word processor personally. Fourth Estate has teamed him up with a ghostwriter but is promising a "funny, moving and searingly honest" memoir.

cheetah.jpg

Relax baby, I'm just trying to guess your weight

Ungawa.

I give you the 1934 Jane skinny dip scene, Cheetah messes with her at the end of the shot.


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posted by Dave In Texas at 03:21 PM

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