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January 11, 2008

Friday Perv Roundup

Hey hey HEY NOW, drop the car keys, I'm not saying they're actually coming for you. Though it couldn't hurt to keep an eye on that blue van parked across the street.

This is just a post which encapsulates a few random items of perv news.

I have to include this headline:

Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

HOT on the heels of San Francisco and London, Copenhagen is to host a masturbate-a-thon in May which organisers hope will help break lingering taboos about self-love.

Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds join an event that promised "pleasure, relaxation and sexual self-discovery".

Isn't that what the internet is for?

Hey, c'mon Pia: You're just trying to get your freak on in public.

The only reason they won't drop this charade of social altruism is because there's a whole other level of difficulty in securing a permit to hold a Mass Onanism Extravaganza.

Or maybe not. It's Denmark. Could have been the exact wording on the application, for all I know.

Dude gets caught carrying ammunition in his rectum.
Which is a perfectly legal activity for you and me, but not for him.

Oenophile backs out of wine-for-sex trade.

....after getting two bottles of inexpensive fortified wine, she used one to hit him in the forehead.

Bremerton police were called to the 7-Eleven convenience store at 802 Sixth Street at about 12:58 a.m. after receiving word of an assault, reports said.

There they found the 48-year-old Seattle man with two large gashes on his forehead from a bottle of Thunderbird wine.

Thunderbird? Can't really blame the little guttersnipe for getting violent.

Naked stalker pleads guilty.

A San Pedro, California, man arrested in the Newport Beach home of Nicolas Cage -- naked except for the actor's leather jacket -- pleaded guilty Thursday to felony stalking and was ordered into a drug rehabilitation program.

Not a good look for a man.

Transvestite comes out at own wedding.

Factory worker Dean Dudley, 35, said his vows in a suit so as not to take attention from bride Robyn Overton.

But after the ceremony at Barnsley Town Hall, he slipped into an ankle-length gown for the reception, reports The Sun.

Dean, who turns into Deanne to go clubbing with Robyn, said: "It was the first time I told my family. Their reaction was pretty good. They accepted it."

That's hot, but thinking ahead to the honeymoon, I have to assume that the schwanz just absolutely devastates the intended effect of a pretty negligee. Wrecks the drape.

Good idea: taking an S&M vacation with a coworker
Bad idea: Billing the whole trip to your employer.

The pair who worked at a Dortmund retirement home said they had been at a further education seminar in eastern Germany, for which their employer duly paid.

But after a tip-off, the home found out the middle-aged couple had actually taken a holiday apartment used by devotees of sado-masochistic sex near the Dutch border.

Yeah boss...the seminar is about the use of ...various...restraints...and techniques for....subduing, uh...violent patient. Or. Whatever.

It's Friday. Thank goodness.
Kick back and relax, darling morons.

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