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January 23, 2008

Westboro Cult To Stage Another Closeted Gay Pride Parade


Hmm... Marines, soldiers, Hollywood prettyboys... the Westboro Cult seems drawn to male beauty like a moth to a flame.

A flaming flame. A flamboyantly flaming flame which is en fuego.

Though I have to say I'm not happy about all the times chicks have forced me to watch 10 Things I Hate About You.

But I put the blame for that on Julia Stiles. For some reason, chicks love Julia Stiles. I think it's because she's not actually all that goodlooking so she's not threatening.

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