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January 14, 2008

Pig Fetuses Impaled!

We had the usual pranks (stolen/burned mascots, toilet paper & spray chalk attacks, etc.) for our high school rivalries, but these guys should get an award for creativity to go with their suspensions:

Several members of a high school swim team were suspended after they impaled 15 car antennas with fetal pigs and smeared crawfish on hoods and windshields in their rival school's parking lot, their coach said.

Roosevelt High School swim coach Steve Teter said members of his team retaliated after Dowling Catholic High School swimmers lobbed snowballs at them at an earlier meet.

The incident was discovered Tuesday.

"You could smell the formaldehyde from a block away," Dowling Assistant Principal Ron Meyers said.

Ah, the good old days of nighttime hijinks. The key is to never get caught. Collective punishment is never as harsh as when they catch you individually.


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