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January 22, 2008
The Ben-Wah Bandit: Thief Ignores Cash Registers, Goes Right For The Sex Toys
Very brief story here.
Security video here.
I can already see his defense coming -- his poor grandmother was sick and in desperate need of life-saving butt-plugs.
Incidentally, if you let that video play 'till the next one, you get to see the pants-dropping subway stunt, where people strip off their pants to strap-hang. Not really all that titillating or deserving of a content warning, as most seem to just drop trou to reveal boxers.
Thanks to Teh Sniper.