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January 24, 2008

Finding an Acceptable Candidate

This has been a tough primary campaign season for Republicans. There doesn't seem to be any candidate that can unite the base and excite voters, and the primary results thus far seem to be bearing that out. The lack of a front-runner threatens the GOP's unity and weakens the party as it faces a challenging election this fall.

It's time, perhaps to look in another direction. Time to find a candidate who can appeal to the base while bringing in the all-important independent voter. A candidate who has strong opinions and isn't afraid to voice them. A candidate who knows what people want, and when needed, can be the only important person on a stage. A candidate that will put the entire country on notice, and will slice jihadists like an f'ing hammer.

That's right, folks. It's time to embrace our new candidate.

Time to fall in love, and in line. Let's not make a maniac out of this guy.

Anka 2008. It's time.

posted by Slublog at 08:44 PM

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The lack of a front-runner threatens the GOP's unity and weakens the party as it faces a challenging election this fall. It's time, perhaps to look in another direction. Time to find a candidate who can appeal to the base while bringing in the all-important independent voter. A candidate who has strong opinions and isn't afraid to voice them. A candidate who knows what people want, and when needed, can be the only important person on a stage. A candidate that will put the entire country on notice, and will slice jihadists like an f'ing hammer. That's right, folks. It's time to embrace our new candidate. Time to fall in love, and in line. Let's not make a maniac out of this guy. Anka 2008. 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