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January 16, 2008

Craigslist Item: "Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch"

Mild content warning. Here's one of the least graphic pics:

See how prominent and easily identified that, um, pillow is? If only. If that couch were at all realistic that pillow would be hidden under three comforters and a pile of old sweaters in a nearby keepsake chest.

Act now and you can get a matching buttock-ottoman and a standing lamp shaped like a speculum.

Thanks to Brian.


posted by Ace at 06:11 PM

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