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January 10, 2008

Feds Introduce "New Dogshit," Marked With Chemical Taggants And Holograms, For Tracing American Citizens' Every Move

I can't be sure of that headline, but the evidence seems pretty strong to me.

Thanks to Conservative Belle.


Ron Paul

Solid, dependable old-fashioned dog-shit, backed by gold.

Because the Constitution demands nothing less.

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