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January 25, 2008

A Dating Service... For People Who Want To Have Conjugal Visits With Prisoners

CAD Daddy tells me he doesn't know if it's real. I don't know either -- I suspect not -- but how can I not link a "dating service" whose motto is "The nagging stops when the bars slam shut!"?

"Mary laughs" looks okay.

Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk.

Favorite hobbies in prison: Erotic doodling, erotic poetry and erotic fan fiction.

Would you?

Be honest.

Bear in mind, before they let you in the Conjugal Trailer, they're going to strip-search you and probe your butt for contraband.

So, you know: Bonus. A sweet cherry on top of the Sundae.

It's a Gag: I figured as much, but B Moe recognizes several pictures from Iowahawk's Hoosegaw Honeys.

So is this an Iowahawk dealio?

Funny stuff.


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