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January 24, 2008
Global Warming May *Reduce* Frequency and Severity of Hurricanes
Which may sound like good news, but somehow this winds up massacring polar bears.
How? I don't know. Just trust me on this. Fewer hurricanes = polar bear holocaust = you're a dick for buying that Coleman grill. Asshole.