They Made Winehouse Go To Rehab, Oh, Oh, Oh

Yeah, she smoked crack on camera, and her dad had to come and force his way into her house to try to keep her from doing other crazy shit.

Gabriel Malor sent this; he didn't know who she was. Well, she's an oddball, drug-addicted British singer with a fair amount of talent and a strange retro style (see this video, in which she proudly declares she don' wanna go to rehab, sounding like she just walked out of 1964). She cancels a lot of her shows because she "doesn't feel well" (i.e., she's too high to even stand) and she sometimes curses her fans and gives them the finger and leaves after half a slurred song.

In other words, she's actually living the Ace of Spades Lifestyle. Whether or not she'll survive that much longer is anyone's guess.

I guess I'm explaining this because basically she's tabloid trash and will probably die within a year or two so you might as well know who she is in time for her next scheduled overdose.

I don't mean to be callous, but it's not an "if," it's a "when." The rehab won't work; she'll be booting smack while she's there.

Drugs Ain't Cool: The after and before (yeah, stupid order) of Amy Winehouse.

It looks like she dropped about 50 pounds, but I think the ink from all the tatoos adds about half of that back.

posted by Ace at 05:11 PM

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