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November 06, 2015

New Star Wars Trailer

The one that appeared on MNF a few weeks ago was supposed to be the last reveal of new footage. J.J. Abrams lied.

If Abrams screws this up after the build up (like say with Darth Jar Jar) he will be more hated than George Lucas.

The roller droid makes me nervous. But that could just be my loyalty to R2-D2 skewing my judgement. But the TIE fighters in the sunset? Chewy blowing shit up? Storm Troopers with flame throwers? Yes please. Wait...flame throwers? You have freakin' laser rifles why do you need early 20th century flame throwers? Let me answer that for you...Shut Up it looks awesome. Glad I could help you with that. Also, given their well known poor marksmanship this might be a solid tactical decision.

Like Fox Mulder in the soon to be returning X-Files, I WANT to Believe. But I'm not going to lie...I'm scared.


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