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November 19, 2015

Hillary Clinton's Plan to Defeat ISIS: Step One: Defeat ISIS

You may have heard my complaint about Bill Clinton on the podcast. Bill Clinton was praised as "being on top of the issues" by ticking off a specific, concrete plan for solving every problem.

Here is how he would solve the problems in education, for example, ticking off all five points on his fingers.

"First (pinky), we improve the pool of teachers. Second (ring finger), we improve parent-teacher relations. Third (middle finger), we improve the curriculum. Fourth (pointer), we improve our schools. Fifth (the triumphant upward pointing thumb), we make our students better students."

Yes, he would just break down a long, vexing problem into a series of sub-problems each of which was just as vexing as the overall problem, while giving no clue how to solve any of the subproblems. But he'd be praised for having a "detailed plan."

Here's my three-step plan for losing weight and gaining muscle:

1. Lose weight

2. Gain muscle

3. Lose weight while gaining muscle


So that's Bill Clinton's trick.

Hillary Clinton, proving that she don't need to learn nothin' from no men-folk, has released this mastermind plan for defeating ISIS:


Well! How detailed! Now I understand the brilliance of her plan.

You can read more about Hillary's three point plan to avoid making any specific commitments on foreign policy a Hot Air.

She also vows:

The bottom line is that we are in a contest of ideas against an ideology of hate, and we have to win. Let’s be clear, though, Islam is not our adversary. Muslims are peaceful and tolerant people, and have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism. The obsession in some quarters with a clash of civilization, or repeating the specific words "radical Islamic terrorism" isn't just a distraction, it gives these criminals, these murderers more standing than they deserve. It actually plays into their hands by alienating partners we need by our side.

Now maybe Hillary Clinton has no "plan" for "defeating" "ISIS," but I'll tell you what, when comedians make fun of her at a comedy club, she sure has a plan for defeating them: Threats and intimidation tactics.

Stephen R. Miller:

As reported by Judicial Watch, Hillary’s campaign is working to have a short video of her visit removed from the Laugh Factory's website, featuring highlights of the comics that night and the pot shots they took at Hillary. Judicial Watch's report is based on a statement by club founder Jamie Masada, who claims the campaign has threatened him legally if he doesn’t remove the clips from his website.

"They threatened me," Masada said. "I have received complains before but never a call like this, threatening to put me out of business if I don't cut the video."

Judicial Watch’s report goes on to state: Masada told Judicial Watch that, as soon as the video got posted on the Laugh Factory website, he received a phone call from a "prominent" person inside Clinton’s campaign. "He said the video was disgusting and asked who put me up to this," Masada said. The Clinton staffer, who Masada did not want to identify, also demanded to know the names and phone numbers of the comedians that appear in the video. Masada refused and hung up.

Well the Laugh Factory complied, and took the video down.

You can still see part of the video at the Daily Mail.

However, if you use Miller's link to the YouTube video of the event, uploaded by someone else -- which Miller said worked for him when he wrote the piece -- you will find it saying "This page is not available."

Try it for yourself; maybe the problem's on my end.

Or maybe YouTube has been brought into Clinton Compliance.

That's Greg Fitzsimmons, by the way, if you want to catch his act on the road. He's funny. Obviously, he don't give an eff.

Here: Thanks to Stephen Miller/@redsteeze, this should work.



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