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November 27, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (27 Nov 2015)

Hope you morons had a good Thanksgiving and are surviving the Black Friday brawls and traffic jams.

You can rest easy knowing we have top people tracking the "JV team". FBI using elite surveillance teams to track at least 48 high-risk ISIS suspects. Only 48?

"It is a big resource drain. Yes it is. Almost overwhelming," Coats said when asked about the demand placed on the FBI. "There will be a lot of people over the Thanksgiving weekend that will not be enjoying turkey with their family. They'll be out there providing security for the American people and the threat is particularly high during this holiday period."

So the FBI is strained as it is and the President wants to bring in more "refugees" and law enforcement won't even be able to ask about a person's religious affiliations or beliefs? That's a recipe for a disaster.


Weather Gal Dress

Heh. Every female meteorologist is wearing this same $23 dress. They also have their own journolist.

Breast Friends

Okay then. Breast friends feed each other's children.

Improbable Movie Weapons Part 2

Funny Spider Story

This is pretty good. Police rush in after man heard screaming 'I'm going to kill you'.

"Where's your wife?" an officer asked.

"I don't have one," the man replied.

"Where’s your girlfriend?" he pressed.

"I don’t have one," he said.

Police told the man neighbours had heard the screams, the threats to kill, the dull thud of flung furniture. "Come on mate, what have you done to her?" the officer asked.

"It was a spider," the man replied sheepishly. "A really big one."

"What about the woman screaming?"

"Yeah sorry, that was me," he said. "I really, really hate spiders."

Boots On The Ground

So how's that no boots on the ground thingy going? How the U.S. campaign in Iraq has escalated with a new weapon: rocket artillery.

If Every Store Was Honest About Black Friday Ads

Climate Deal

Yeah, people aren't buying this AGW BS. Public support for tough climate deal declines.

Gas Taxes

Why do you never see gas taxes itemized on your receipt. Here's the kicker.

I said, "Why don't you put a sign in your window, listing all the taxes they customers are paying on a gallon of gas?"

He said, "That's illegal in Illinois. I would get fined and could lose my gas station!"

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by direct evidence of man made global warming:

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