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August 01, 2015

Hillary! Goes Full Otter [OregonMuse]

Sacred honor compels me to state that I wrote this piece a couple of days before moron commenter 'The Great White Snark' posted this comment. He obviously hacked into my computer and stole my stuff. Yeah, that's the ticket.

So let's get to it:

In an interview with the (New Hampshire) Manchester Union Leader, Hillary! said that the videos showing Planned Parenthood officials negotiating for the sale of body parts from aborted babies are 'disturbing'.

She also discussed her recent discovery that the current Pope is, in all actuality, a Roman Catholic. Also that bear poo can often be found in many of our nation's woodland areas.

But, enough of that. Here's what Hillary! actually said about the videos and the slo-mo public pantsing of Planned Parenthood:

“Planned Parenthood is answering questions and will continue to answer questions. I think there are two points to make,” Clinton said. “One, Planned Parenthood for more than a century has done a lot of really good work for women: cancer screenings, family planning, all kinds of health services. And this raises not questions about Planned Parenthood so much as it raises questions about the whole process, that is, not just involving Planned Parenthood, but many institutions in our country.”

And:

“And if there’s going to be any kind of congressional inquiry, it should look at everything and not just one (organization),” she said.

Joe Pesci e-mailed and said that everything that woman just said is bullshit.


Let's take her statements one by one, in order:


1. "Planned Parenthood is answering questions and will continue to answer questions."

Uh, no. Actually, Planned Parenthood hasn't answered any questions AT ALL. What it has done is lie, obfuscate, change the subject, and then organized a smear campaign against the organization that released the videos. In other words, PP is running what is essentially a typical Clinton political campaign. Which is probably why Hillary! doesn't see anything wrong with it.


2. "One, Planned Parenthood for more than a century has done a lot of really good work for women: cancer screenings, family planning, all kinds of health services."

This is like saying: "You know, those Nazis, bless their hearts, built roads and schools, created jobs, and provided low-cost medical care. And don't forget those snazzy uniforms. So What's not to like about that?"


3. "And this raises not questions about Planned Parenthood so much as it raises questions about the whole process, that is, not just involving Planned Parenthood, but many institutions in our country. And if there's going to be any kind of congressional inquiry, it should look at everything and not just one (organization)."

Great googly moogly, this is priceless. Did Hillary! just attempt to pull Planned Parenthood's pasty white ass out of the fire by invoking the Otter defense? Why yes, I do believe she did:

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether Planned Parenthood murdered a few babies and then dismembered and sold off their body parts like some sleazy, back-alley chop shop.

They did.

But you can't hold all of Planned Parenthood responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. If you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole abortion industry? And if the whole abortion industry is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our medical institutions in general? I put it to you, Mr. Manchester Union Leader reporter, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Well, you can say what you want about me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!


(Hillary! stands up and marches out of the interview room while humming 'America the Beautiful'.)


Word to Hillary!: the only reason you're able to get away with going full Otter is that the MSM has your back. You can spew out any nonsensical rhetoric you wish, and you'll never be questioned or asked to explain anything you say. Do you realize what an incredible gift you've been given?

Update: For those who don't already know, another judge has issued an injunction against the Center for Medical Progress forbidding them to release any more of their videos. Only this time it's a federal judge and this time the order applies to all, not just some, of the remaining videos.

Not sure how this can even remotely be constitutional, but according to Twitchy, the judge is a big-time donor to Democrats, so he probably doesn't care about the constitution all that much.

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