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Overnight Open Thread (8-23-2015)So I'm back. Tired, drained, and full of stories. Which is how a vacation should end. Authorities laud European train passengers for averting attack by heavily armed man "He asked me if I had a leafblower, and I said I had a weedwhacker, so he told me to bring that. ... I stopped what I was doing, grabbed my tools and hopped in my truck, because, you know, tiger... Later, he says: "Company, villainous company, hath been the spoil of me."
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