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August 22, 2015

Silly Thread: Bad Jokes About Other States [Y-not]

Now that we've had a healthy dose of patriotic pride thanks to those brave Americans -- and we're all basking in the glow of what unites us -- it's probably time to remember the important thing.

What divides us.

Yes, I'm talking about those state lines that separate us into two classes: the perfect Americans and the losers from those other states.

Last week on Twitter some of us were sharing bad jokes about people from other states. Here are a few samples:

@moxiemom here in Wisconsin we have three: FIBS, Square Heads & Yoopers
— The Dude (@WoodWhisperers) August 20, 2015

@moxiemom Q: What do you call 20 Univ of Iowa cheerleaders? A: A full set of teeth
— Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) August 20, 2015

@moxiemom Q: Why did Iowa raise the minimum drinking age to 25? A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
— Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) August 20, 2015

The best part about these jokes is that it really doesn't matter which state you use. I've heard the same "toothbrush" joke told about half a dozen states!

Open thread to share some of your favorite bad jokes about other states' residents.

posted by Open Blogger at 05:20 PM

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Yes, I'm talking about those state lines that separate us into two classes: the perfect Americans and the losers from those other states. Last week on Twitter some of us were sharing bad jokes about people from other states. Here are a few samples: @moxiemom here in Wisconsin we have three: FIBS, Square Heads & Yoopers — The Dude (@WoodWhisperers) August 20, 2015 @moxiemom Q: What do you call 20 Univ of Iowa cheerleaders? A: A full set of teeth — Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) August 20, 2015 @moxiemom Q: Why did Iowa raise the minimum drinking age to 25? A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools! — Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) August 20, 2015 The best part about these jokes is that it really doesn't matter which state you use. I've heard the same "toothbrush" joke told about half a dozen states! 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