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August 17, 2021

Quick Hits: America Is Back, Baby! Edition

State Department spokesliar Ned Price calls upon the Taliban to form an "inclusive and representative government."

The State Department calls on the Taliban to form an “inclusive and representative government.”

This is not a Babylon Bee skit. It’s a real thing that just happened.

pic.twitter.com/6KSJ9Q7enR
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 16, 2021

Iran is not afraid of Biden, and has accelerated its uranium enrichment to near weapons grade:

Iran began operating a second centrifuge system to enrich uranium to 60% during protracted negotiations on a new nuclear agreement with the Biden admin and others.
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021

China is not afraid of Biden, and has warned Taiwan it should be "trembling:"

https://t.co/L8IsGOukXm
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021

OPEC is not afraid of Biden, and rejected his plea to pump more oil to lower gas prices:

The Saudis, Russians, and other members of the oil cartel have rejected President Joe Biden's request that they produce more oil to lower U.S. gasoline prices. https://t.co/0w1ptqAe5Z
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) August 16, 2021

Obviously, the Taliban are not afraid of Biden:

NOW - Taliban fighters everywhere outside #Kabul airport, fire shots as crowds try to enter the facility.pic.twitter.com/a7dfG7SQZa
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021

JUST IN - Taliban spokesman: "Our women are Muslim and will be happy to be living under sharia law." pic.twitter.com/nZsyfMzpAv
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021

But the tweets are nice, right?

And the Norms -- they have been Restored to your satisfaction, yes?

How did we get here?, asked no one with a functioning brain.

Meanwhile, at the CIA…
“I am a cisgender millennial…diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder"

“I am intersectional, I refuse to internalise patriarchal ideas…”

pic.twitter.com/dTNpnx4OKg
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) August 17, 2021

These guys conquered Afghanistan in two days

pic.twitter.com/qtuMJHpA13
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 17, 2021

Bush issued this statement which purports to be reassuring US troops that they accomplished admirable goals in Afghanistan.

But what he's really doing is assuring the public that he set and accomplished admirable goals in Afghanistan.

He didn't. He sent troops to nation build a basketcase barbaric pit for 20 years.

Im so glad W’s trash parents lived long enough to see Trump humilate their worthless sons. Also, his “art” is garbage.
— No Ma’am (@LookThisF00L) August 17, 2021

A faction at Fox so clearly wants it to be 2002 pic.twitter.com/ZEbDQG3CPq
— curtmills (@CurtMills) August 17, 2021

Here's another victory we paid for:

The US Govt spent $34.4M of taxpayer's money to get Afghans to eat soy in a failed initiative.https://t.co/Ul6AeT9XDV
— Herculean Strength | SEE PINNED TWEET (@HerculeanStren1) August 16, 2021

Buttigieg is pregnant. https://t.co/rZjVpgRmLU
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 17, 2021

Public school teachers really don't want to go back to work. They consider themselves honorary members of The Laptop Class, as Karol Markowicz dubbed it, and resent having to be physically present at their jobs like garbagemen or postal workers.

So they're ramping up the neuroticism and hysteria in order to sway governments to cancel school again. Starting with demanding that children be made as uncomfortable as possible at school.

Hoping you'll say, "Well if they have to be masked at school, maybe Learning at Home is better!"

This one below says that teachers are stressed over having to draw up wills in case your kids infect them and they die.

Sobbing teacher—“We are trying to protect our students from a mass shooting that we know is coming & cannot do anything about except [people don’t agree on masks to] stop the onslaught of students & staff who are likely to get sick—and that makes me sick”😢pic.twitter.com/lEo4gPGNoZ
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) August 16, 2021

3) More deep questions— “If I die, who’s going to take care of my children? And if I end up in a hospital, how am I going to pay those bills? And if I give #COVID to my students or my own children, and they die, how am I going to live with that?” 😢 pic.twitter.com/kxCkbCAKuf
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) August 16, 2021

Saira Rao is the grifter behind "Race2Dinner," where she gets leftwing white women to pay her money and pay for her dinner, so that she can call them racists.

It is wild watching white Americans freak out about "Muslim terrorists" while they buy hot dogs and ice cream for white terrorists here (themselves).
— saira rao (@sairasameerarao) August 16, 2021

I mentioned this already, but Saria Rao complains that the Leftwing White Women just want to be told that they're not racist -- or that their racism is absolved after paying indulgences to Saira Rao. Rao actually refuses to do this, and tells her Leftwing White Women marks that they're racists and furthermore still racist after giving her money.

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack https://t.co/3ynz1kyoyL
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 16, 2021

CNN Reporter Says German Army 'Seems Friendly' Despite Chants Of 'Heil Hitler!' https://t.co/Harjz9aini
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 17, 2021

The Taliban's dictator is permitted a Twitter account-- but Donald Trump isn't.

The Taliban Spokesman has a Twitter account that you can search without an issue.

My account is banned from searches.

An American-based company will censor a US Congresswoman but not the mouthpiece of the Taliban.

RT this video & follow my account so we can get past this ban. pic.twitter.com/NqXXMRfCFD
— Claudia Tenney (@claudiatenney) August 17, 2021

Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As Taliban Spokesperson https://t.co/L3suXAJRmZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 17, 2021

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The State Department calls on the Taliban to form an “inclusive and representative government.” This is not a Babylon Bee skit. It’s a real thing that just happened. pic.twitter.com/6KSJ9Q7enR — Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 16, 2021 Iran is not afraid of Biden, and has accelerated its uranium enrichment to near weapons grade: Iran began operating a second centrifuge system to enrich uranium to 60% during protracted negotiations on a new nuclear agreement with the Biden admin and others. — Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021 China is not afraid of Biden, and has warned Taiwan it should be "trembling:" https://t.co/L8IsGOukXm — Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021 OPEC is not afraid of Biden, and rejected his plea to pump more oil to lower gas prices: The Saudis, Russians, and other members of the oil cartel have rejected President Joe Biden's request that they produce more oil to lower U.S. gasoline prices. https://t.co/0w1ptqAe5Z — Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) August 16, 2021 Obviously, the Taliban are not afraid of Biden: NOW - Taliban fighters everywhere outside #Kabul airport, fire shots as crowds try to enter the facility.pic.twitter.com/a7dfG7SQZa — Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021 JUST IN - Taliban spokesman: "Our women are Muslim and will be happy to be living under sharia law." pic.twitter.com/nZsyfMzpAv — Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 17, 2021 But the tweets are nice, right? And the Norms -- they have been Restored to your satisfaction, yes? How did we get here?, asked no one with a functioning brain. Meanwhile, at the CIA… “I am a cisgender millennial…diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder" “I am intersectional, I refuse to internalise patriarchal ideas…” pic.twitter.com/dTNpnx4OKg — Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) August 17, 2021 These guys conquered Afghanistan in two days pic.twitter.com/qtuMJHpA13 — Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 17, 2021 Bush issued this statement which purports to be reassuring US troops that they accomplished admirable goals in Afghanistan. But what he's really doing is assuring the public that he set and accomplished admirable goals in Afghanistan. He didn't. He sent troops to nation build a basketcase barbaric pit for 20 years. Im so glad W’s trash parents lived long enough to see Trump humilate their worthless sons. 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