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August 18, 2021

Quick Hits: Broke-Brained NeverTrumpers Get Hysterical and Nasty, Spiraling Bitterly, as the Ruling Class It Unquestioningly Serves Disintegrates In a Cloud of Incompetence




That's a parody tweet.

Getting harder and harder to tell, isn't it?

More bad polling news for Biden. This is three polls putting his approval at 46% or under.

And of course: all of these polls, even the conservative-tilting ones, oversample Democrats.

The Ruling Class is a joke and a disaster. We should take a page from the Taliban and depose them -- everywhere.

Fully-vaccinated Texas governor Greg Abbot tested positive for covid (with no symptoms).

Noted Conservative Thinkfluencer AllahPundit immediately spat out Democrat-Underground-level death wishes:


I guess this broken alcoholic shut-in is hitting the sauce again. Wonder why!

Note that it's this sort of liberal grifter interloper who has voted Democrat three cycles in a row, not because they hate conservatism and conservatives, oh no, not that.

No, they voted Democrat three cycles running because, allegedly, of a concern for "norms" and "civil discourse" and "nice tweets."

Weird, huh?

AllahPundit then lied about what his obvious death-wish tweet meant.


apologies if the tweet below came off as sarcastic. i didn't mean it to be. i don't blame abbott for the lack of icu beds (although he really should lift his ban on vaccine mandates). but beds really are scarily scarce in austin now ...

"I really didn't mean 'ha-ha, Abbot gets what he deserves' but when you think about it, isn't Abbot getting what he deserves? He disagrees with my performative panic after all!"

Do all of you feel well-served by your liberal-billionaire-funded Conservative, Inc. media class?

Noted War Theorist Dan McLaughlin proves that it's not just white liberal women who are prone to Performative Hysteria on Twitter.

It's also white liberal men.

The only way to deal with a hysterical Karen is to slap her.

With common sense, I mean.

Was this what got Baseball C*** so upset?

More from your liberal billionaire funded Conservative, Inc. media:

These people used to constitute 95% of the "conservative" media.

Now they constitute a mere 92% of it.

Don't worry, though: NeverTrumper Manlet Noah Rothman has a plan: He wants to re-invade Afghanistan!!!

Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman

The longer we wait to retake Bagram and secure a corridor, the worse this is gonna get. There's till time to treat this urgent national security crisis like an urgent national security crisis.

Did I just hear you volunteer, Softhands?

Why don't you call up your fellow Fire-Breathing Keyboard Warrior Pussies Jonathan V. Last and Jim Swift at The Bulwark and all sign up for service together? I'm sure three manly, imposing specimens such as yourselves should be able to clean up the mess in Kabul in 20, 30 minutes tops.

Even the Democrats who fund the grifter organization Commentary must be wondering if they're getting value for money at this point.

NeverTrump propagandized for Biden. He would Restore Our Norms. He would Defend Our Honor.

They are now proposing a re-invasion of Afghanistan -- a childishly absurd fantasy -- just so they can say, "Well, if you'd all just listened to me, this all would have worked out! When you really think about it, this is all your fault for not joining my Committee to Re-Invade Afghanistan!"

That's all this is -- Twitter Posturing. Contriving an juvenile "plan" they can say they're bravely endorsing (from the fortified position of their Twitter Feeds) as a defense against having to ever be accountable for their grotesque errors.

But they'll continue collecting their checks for wisdom such as this:


Hm, does that bring any grifters to mind...?

Now, on to the overt leftwing propaganda media, instead of the covert liberals-posing-as-conservatives Conservative, Inc. propaganda media:

206 Justine Trudeau says, Canadians need to "counter the 'she-cession' and turn it into a 'she-covery'."

Where the hell do they incubate these wieners? Is it in a giant soy vat?

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