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August 12, 2021

Still More of the Worst of the Libs of TikTok

More deeply musically-untalented people singing hymns to vaccination.

Just going to throw this out there: I know you people want to sing hymns in your Covid Cult, but can't you hire people who can actually sing to sing these insipid ditties?

Flashback of the guy from the Daily Show and Ellen DeGeneres praising Andrew Cuomo and calling themselves "Cumosexuals."

Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult.

Not a cult: Making earrings from a copy of one's vaccination status card.

The Cult of Andrew Cuomo and the "Cuomosexual" phenomenon continues, as an stupid white leftist woman makes excuses for Andrew Cuomo's sexual harassment, saying that it's actually women's fault for "setting him up to think it's okay to flirt" by "swooning over him" during the pandemic.

Like most leftist women, she's uninformed. The allegations against Cuomo go back a decade, not just back to March of 2020 when a bunch of sexually-shriveled leftist women started Catching Feelings In Their Panties over Cuomo.

By the way, reaching under an unwilling woman's shirt and grabbing her breast is not "flirting." Maybe it is for this decrepit floozie, but most women would say that's a second-date move at earliest.

Speaking of stupid leftist women: This angry, mentally-odd Karen is very angry that parents "assign" gender to their babies, according to what set of genitals and chromosomes the baby has, as well as the sorts of transformative hormones their bodies will be blasted with at puberty. You know, arbitrary unscientific nonsense like that.

I mean, I bet you guys think you have an Invisible Sky-God Best Friend, too! LOL. How backwards!

This obvious mentally-ill loser says the best way to raise a child is through "gender creative parenting," where you gaslight little children into thinking they're the opposite gender. Then she horrifies us by saying that's how she raises her kid.

And then she says, "You don't have to like it, but you have to respect it. And if you don't, I will block you."

It's incredible how marginal mentally-ill losers think they're punishing people by not permitting them access to their mentally-ill loserthoughts.

And I'm calling CPS. No I'm not -- they'd take this freak's side.

This very mentally-ill person says that people who are "super-straight" -- meaning guys who only are attracted to real women, not Cosplay Pretend Women, and women who are only attracted to real men -- is actually just a "kink" -- a "breeding kink," more specifically. And then this mentally-ill freak declares that that's not even a sexuality.

Heterosexuality is now "not a sexuality." Everything else is -- but not hetersexuality.

This TikToker has 176,000 followers and claims to have 30 or more split personalities, including some who need to use wheelchairs, while others do not.

This lunatic has, he claims, two different "alters" (or "headmates") -- of opposite genders, obviously! -- and he switches for you. He says "I know we're going to be called 'fake' for this."

Well he's not totally stupid.

OUT: Gender dysphoria.

IN: Gender euphoria.

This mentally-ill narcissist says that her gender changes second-by-second, and you make her feel "icky" by not following her moment-by-moment gender transitions.

This very heavy, very unattractive woman says she's an "autosexual," which means...

Well you can guess, can't you?

It means she's on the "asexual spectrum," and doesn't want to have sex with other people, but does enjoy masturbating herself.

Well that works out nicely for all of us!

You'd think "asexual" would be a pretty simple sexuality, right?

Well, remember, these are extremely marginal, unaccomplished, nearly-homeless losers whose only skill is the very stupid very easy skill of endlessly contriving new sexualities.

So, for one thing, asexuals are called by a nickname-- "aces."

I resent that.

For another thing, as that other troglodyte told you, asexuality is a "spectrum."

It's such a spectrum, so loaded with slightly different types of asexuals, that this pyrsyn is offering PART 19 -- part nineteen! -- of her neverending quest to define all the slight variations in the ace spectrum.

This one makes up "aceflux," which means someone who alternates between not wanting sex and... sometimes wanting sex. Also known as every females and most males who are not 14-20.

Another made-up microvariation of "asexual" -- a graysexual. Someone who is or maybe isn't asexual. It depends!

Well, that is certainly worth making up a new sexuality for.

Another made-up micro-variation on the "sometimes I'm horny, but other times I'm not" "asexual spectrum" -- a "fraysexual." Apparently someone who is attracted to someone, but only if they don't know them. When they get to know them, they stop being sexually attracted to that person.

We're getting down to the level of "I like big butts" being its own sexuality.

Another made-up "gender" -- "pomosexuality," defined as a sexuality label "for people who think they should have a label but who don't fit into any of the other labels."

Let's call it what it is: A safe harbor for insecure, boring, mundane-minded girls who don't have interesting thoughts, personalities, or talents who don't want to admit they're straight.

That's where we are. Straight girls have to pretend to be gay to not be bullied and harassed.

Another scolding childperson angrily defending the use of the "pronouns" (they're not pronouns) "pup," "kitty," and "bunnyself."

Apparently these more commonly used by "neurodivergent minors." And apparently, when a "neurodivergent minor" acts aggressively strange and then demands that you kowtow to whatever Gender/Animal Identity they've assumed for the day, you're supposed to indulge them and pretend this weird game is normal and okay.

Instead of saying, "Hey, kid, knock it off."

This pyrsyn defines two new made-up non-genders for you: "trixic," which means a "non-binary person of any orientation" who is "attracted to women," but not exclusively.

Also, "Toric:" "a non-binary person of any orientation" who is attracted to men, but not exclusively.

So... bisexual weirdoes with some slight preference for one sex or another, right?

We needed to learn new words for that? "Weirdo" covers a lot of ground, you know.

The Michigan Department of Health is paying people to make vaccination TikToks. Obviously, they had to grab up this person of ambiguous gender.

Well, it's not that ambiguous -- he's a man. But he tops off his five o'clock shadow with visible man-boobs, which he shakes like a stripper.

The White House hired a flamboyantly gay cross-dressing influencer to let other flamboyantly gay cross-dressing influencers to get vaccinated.

This guy just influenced my T-cells down to zero.

If you only watch one video:

This home's dad has Fox News on. Listen to the shrieking from the possessed, lunatic SJW daughter. (Or son?)

...they said, eagerly!

They can't wait to turn covid into the Voting Season Virus again.

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