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Australia Deploys Soldiers, Choppers, and Police Dogs to Enforce Its Policy of Imprisoning the Law-AbidingThis, from James Lindsey, is important information from New South Wales, Australia: How to safely masturbate a partner while keeping safe from covid. ![]() Remember to keep 1.5 meters away from your partner while you're masturbating them. With... with a dildo duck-taped to a broomstick, I guess. Those who give up freedom for a little security will have neither. The government of the state of New South Wales (NSW), announced the measures after it reported 466 new locally-transmitted cases of COVID-19, breaking the previous record of 390 set just the day before. In Australia, the "Liberal Party" is the conservative-leaning one. We shouldn't be surprised. The British Tories are left-leaning panic-pushers, and of course the American GOP is in bed with the authoritarian left.
The Declaration of Independence is a long list of "reasonable excuses" to throw off tyrannical rule. "Everyone must stay at home unless they have a reasonable excuse to leave. They also cannot have visitors in their home from outside their household, including family and friends," the government said. The police are encouraging citizens to inform on each other over Unauthorized Exhibitions of Freedom. New South Wales Police Minister David Elliott is urging the community to report breaches of COVID-19 public health orders, deeming it a critical measure in managing the pandemic. Mr Elliott has called on state residents to report illegal family gatherings or any household visitors and to consider Crime Stoppers one of the most important weapons in the war against COVID. Households remain one of the leading sources of transmission in NSW as 478 cases were recorded on Monday. Australia's capital city Canberra was put into a snap lockdown because of... four cases of covid. Australia's capital city, Canberra, announced a snap one-week lockdown from Thursday evening after reporting its first locally acquired case of Covid-19 in more than a year. This Australian writer argues that all these police enforced lockdowns, assisted by soldiers patrolling the streets and surveillance helicopters buzzing overhead, is causing stress and anxiety... for refugees. Who cares about the natives am i rite? Syrian refugee Najla Sbei became an Australian citizen on her 40th birthday, a day she'd hoped would mark an end to the uncertainty and anxiety that dogged her since fleeing Damascus in 2012.
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A casual slander about an inn violating covid lockdowns -- they didn't -- enrages the Karen mobs:
This cannot continue. And yet the Ruling Class insists it go on literally forever -- Australia is debating keeping covid lockdowns in place even if the country hits a vaccination rate of 80%.
Scotland debates keeping its covid emergency powers -- forever. And of course New Zealand warns you never to speak to another person.
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