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August 24, 2021

The Taliban Announces There Will be "No Extensions" to August 31st Evacuation Date, Then Announces... No Further Afghans Will Be Allowed to Leave the Country

Norms restored.

Honor reclaimed.



Hey NeverTrump -- how's Taliban ass taste?

More: Biden just asked the head of the Taliban to meet with the head of the CIA. The head of the CIA flew to Kabul to plead with the Taliban for an extension.

The leader of the most powerful country in the world just sent the head of the most powerful intelligence agency in the world to plead with barbarians to allow Americans to leave safely.

You're watching America lose its status in real time. Top dog doesn't ask. Top dog TELLS.

And the answer? No. Eat a bag of dicks.

Not only did we plead to have the meeting, but they told us to go hang, and then they added additional salt to the wound by saying they would not allow us to evacuate out any other Afghans.

Thanks to Thrawn for that.

Mattman26 adds:

38 I got an AP alert at 11:19 a.m. (Central) stating "President Biden has decided not to extend his Aug. 31 deadline for completing the U.S.-led evacuation from Afghanistan, an administration official says."

Translation: I've decided not to extend it, because Taliban says it won't let me

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posted by Ace at 12:23 PM

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