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Quick Hits: Seizing and Pouncing EditionJust a few years ago: Biden heroically, masterfully walked away from reporters at the scripted press conference rather than answer the obvious, pressing question of whether he'd keep troops in Kabul until all Americans were evacuated: That right there is a picture of a man hurrying off to Restore Precious Democratic Norms. Update: Joey Runaway gets snarky: 101 Normz and Thivility restored~~! Joey Runaway did take time during the briefing to praise himself: Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut Do you not remember the steel he showed in the tense negotiations with the People's Republic of Corn-Pop? Corn-Pop was a bad dude, man. Biden touted his call with his G7 partners. The length of this very substantive, wide-ranging call? Seven minutes. One minute for each G in the G7! TheLastRefuge @TheLastRefuge2 It depends on what the definition of "stranded" is: @RNCResearch The reason he does this, Tucker explains, quoting from Graham's own well-traveled mouth, is to "remain relevant," by working to advance Biden's agenda. Tucker also blasts commentators for "promoting" Lindsey Graham. Coincidentally -- or, you know, not coincidentally -- Tucker did this segment just before the hand-off to Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity's guest that night, for the 858th night running? That's right, Lindsey Graham. Former President Donald Trump would love to take down Adam Kinzinger, one of his chief House GOP antagonists, in next year's midterms. But Democrats might beat him to it. Eat a dick, Quislinger. Eat all the dicks. Take all the dicks and make a mountain of dicks and then ski down that dick-mountain with your mouth open like you're catching snowflakes but nope, they're sweet, sweet dicks. (Adapted from a line gotten from Ethan Van Sciver.) Beta Orbiter to cvcks Heath Mayo -- seriously, all this guy does is Yass Kween the NeverTrump Conservative, Inc. media all day long; it's pathetic -- has thoughts:
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