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February 19, 2020

Steven Spielberg's Daughter Launches Her Career in Movies
Pornographic Movies, I Mean.

"Aspiring sex worker."

Dream big, I guess.

Steven Spielberg's daughter says she has self-produced adult entertainment videos and is an aspiring sex worker in a new tell-all interview.

Mikaela Spielberg, one of the famed director's seven children, has begun self-producing solo adult film videos at the age of 23, she told The Sun.

Spielberg's daughter, who lives in Nashville, Tenn., has already submitted an application to become a sex worker -- and the self-proclaimed "sexual creature" shared in the revealing interview that her famous father is supportive of her endeavors.

Anyone want to bet she's had mental health problems and drug addiction problems?

Nevermind, I don't want to steal your money.

The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.

"I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body and frankly, I got really tired of being told to hate my body," Mikaela told the outlet.

...

The 73-year-old director's daughter opened up about past abuse by "predators" during her early years by "outsiders" who had no relation to the "Jaws" filmmaker. She's also been open about her borderline personality disorder.

She's not going to be any kind of of major porn draw, I'm sad to report. She's the gorky one on the left.

She looks like an awkward overgrown interesex Fraggle.

I don't want to contribute to her mental problems, but you know, sometimes you should hate your body, you know?

So yeah, she's adopted.


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