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February 24, 2020

Protester Stopping Traffic Struck By Annoyed Commuter

That's a clickbait headline. I learned that from the allegedly professional media.

But it's an accurate headline.

No, she wasn't hit by a car.

She was hit by a traffic cone thrown by a pissed off commuter.

How effective is a traffic cone as a thrown weapon?

Based on this video -- Not too shabby!!! It scored 7 points of STUN damage
and one BODY plus 3" of knockback.*

If you protest in the street, you deserve to get traffic coned. 😂👇🏻pic.twitter.com/3UzOisq8Kw
— Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) February 24, 2020

Also, Sundown Joe is getting ready to lope off into the sunset:

Not exactly a packed house for ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ here in Charleston. pic.twitter.com/MFf3PNK7KR
— Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) February 25, 2020

* Can you name the RPG system? Man, did I go berserk when I first read this system's rules. It could well be the single most influential RPG ruleset apart from D&D.

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It scored 7 points of STUN damage and one BODY plus 3" of knockback.* If you protest in the street, you deserve to get traffic coned. 😂👇🏻pic.twitter.com/3UzOisq8Kw — Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) February 24, 2020 Also, Sundown Joe is getting ready to lope off into the sunset: Not exactly a packed house for ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ here in Charleston. pic.twitter.com/MFf3PNK7KR — Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) February 25, 2020 * Can you name the RPG system? Man, did I go berserk when I first read this system's rules. 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