The Morning Rant

So we abolished royalty. At least, that's what we thought.

I no longer believe we did. I think royalty is inescapable in human society. There's always going to be some small group of elites whom most people want to look up to, wish to emulate, or are just jealous of and would like to posess their privileges and perks.

Whoever those people are, they are that society's royal class.

I am reminded of this every year during the night they pass out the Oscars. Because by legally abolishing royalty, the founders unintentionally created a royalty vacuum, which is now being filled mainly by actors and actresses (sports figures are another category of royalty).

I don't believe you will ever see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Hollywood. It's gotten to the point where there doesn't appear to be anybody in the industry who isn't a flake, an abuser, or a child rapist.

Prior to the early 20th century, the acting profession was not thought highly of, and did not have the status it does now. Probably the only difference between then and now is that they're paid a lot more money.

So as far as royalty goes, we chose poorly.

Your Daily Dose of Biden WTF:

After a New Hampshire voter asks @JoeBiden why they should trust he can turn his campaign around, he asks if she’s ever been to a caucus before; when she says yes, Biden snaps: "No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier." pic.twitter.com/3uxOAu0Ues

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 9, 2020

Best Picture:

Or Maybe This One:

That Racist Trump:

Amusing that they mockingly noted that #RosaParks received the medal. Here she is during that moment, with the other recipients... 🤔🔥🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/MwR8fy90v4

— John (@john_jjsjr) February 5, 2020

Probably Racist:

I've Always Wanted To See Somebody Do This:

I am laughing too damn hard 😂
Sound On 🔈 pic.twitter.com/Waxcn8piIQ

— yeah that terri 🇺🇸 (@terri_____) February 7, 2020

Who Dis:

For the 'Ettes:

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Texas Toast Garlic Bread Pizza. pic.twitter.com/WK2n1iBAuN

— Land of Food (@landoffacts) February 10, 2020

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:18 AM

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