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February 26, 2020

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/26/20) My Real Job Got In The Way Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


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That is good advice!


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Truth!!!


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Be careful out there!

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How many times have we said this?


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That's OK lady. I'm sure he feels liberated as well. H/T Bitter Clinger

A California woman left her husband of 22 years after finding out that he voted for Donald Trump.
Retired prison guard Gayle McCormick, 73, was shocked when her husband revealed to friends during a lunch that he planned to vote for the controversial Republican candidate.

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LOLGF I wonder how big my carbon footprint was drafting The ONT. I hope bigger than my size 10.

Mankind’s behavior has taken a heavy toll on our earth, leading to several ecological problems. Carbon dioxide emissions are one of the leading causes. Here’s how you can calculate your own carbon footprint and offset these emissions.

Your carbon footprint is the total of greenhouse gases, mainly carbon dioxide, that you release in the air. It’s not what you breathe out, it’s the direct and indirect emission of your every activity. From using a car for travel to eating meat and dairy, each choice and activity in the modern world carries its own carbon emissions.

Once you calculate your personal carbon footprint, you’ll be able to figure out how much of an impact these choices have on the environment. And through small steps, you can reduce your footprint.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: 26 Feb 1932
Johnny Cash US country singer, songwriter who was considered one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century. Although he is remembered as a country icon, his songs spanned other genres including rock and roll and rockabilly and blues, folk, and gospel. This crossover appeal won Cash the rare honour of induction in the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Gospel Music Hall of Fame. During the last stage of his career, Cash covered songs by several late 20th-century rock artists, most notably 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails. Cash died of respiratory failure on September 12th 2003, aged 71. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 26 Feb 1997
American songwriter Ben Raleigh died in a fire in his kitchen after setting fire to his bathrobe while cooking. He co-wrote 'Scooby Doo Where Are You' and 'Tell Laura I Love Her.' via thisdayinmusic.com


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When locking the door isn't enough. Basic carpentry skills for our Genius Award Winners.

WESTMORELAND COUNTY (KDKA) — A couple in Westmoreland County is accused of locking their son in a bedroom closet and nailing the door shut.

According to the criminal complaint, Shawn and Tammy Jo Waulk went to a birthday party and left their 9-year-old son alone at their Unity Township home.


They allegedly put him in a closet and used a drill to screw in wood slats across the door so he could not escape.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Will Power.

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