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March 22, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"Ladies and gentlemen I give you the progressive left: 2000: 'George Bush is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe. Dick Cheney is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe.' 2008: 'John McCain is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe. Sarah Palin is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe.' 2012: 'Mitt Romney is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe.' 2016: 'Wait, how did an awful man like Donald Trump ever get elected?'"




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Bottoms Up:

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Nothing New Under the Sun:

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The Pout:

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And For the 'Ettes, A Good Man:

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Wedbesday's celebs: Riya Sen (Bollywood) and Kurt Russell.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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